Wa-hey! It's Beanoday!
This pumptastic issue is so full of beans*, if it was scratch
and sniff, it'd be ponging into next week! So clear the room, we've
got some fragrantly funny stuff for you!
---Catch a whiff of this---
- Dennis and Gnasher smelt it, but guess who dealt it!
- There is something cheesy for The Ratz, and we're not just
talking about the jokes for a change! [Hey! Those are my best
gags!- Beano Ed.]
- Minnie takes trumpeting to a whole new level, so hold your...
[Noses?-Beano Ed.] No, ears! Silly Ed!
- Anything Edd can do, The Numskulls can do better AND, more
+++Oof... it's a lingerer, there's
- Meebo and Zuky are explosively funny! With extra
- It's hair today... gone tomorrow in The Bash Street Kids!
- Fred's turned chicken... well, more chicken than usual!
- PLUS, you can WIN an exclusive, one of a kind Beano
So, if something smells FUNNY don't turn your nose up at it. It
just might be this week's Beano!
*Does NOT contain beans! Please do not attempt to open with a
can-opener. Also, do not attempt to eat on toast with cheese on