Look what we've DUG up for you! No, it SNOT what you think -
it's a brand new Beano!
It's freshly PICKED! Your friends will be GREEN with envy! Trust
us, it's no bogey-prize! This is the REAL deal!
+++You'll dig it+++
- Dennis and Gnasher torch BEANOTOWN! No, don't call the fire
brigade. Guess which torch we mean!
- Inspector Minnie the Minx looks for clues... and her
- The WINNER of the Britain's Funniest Young Poet competition
will make you LOL... maybe even ROFL! [What does that even mean?
Ugh, I'm old - Beano Ed.]
- Ball Boy brings technology to football! [Hope it's for the goal
line!- Beano Ed.]
+++It's a slimey green one*!+++
- You can WIN a brilliant Beano bedroom!
- Can you pull the MENACE of the WEEK?
- Remember! Something. Amazing. Is Coming...[Ooh! What is it?
Tell me! Tell me! - Beano Ed**.]
So, there you have it! The best! The brightest! The BOGEY-est!
*It's not really. That'd be awful!
**Wait and see, bossy-boots!