It's MEAN. It's GREEN. It's AWESOME! [What? Please don't tell me
it's a bogey you picked this morning!- Beano ED.]
No, you ninny! It's this week's BEANO, packed solid with
brilliance! Plus, it's got what EVERYONE has been waiting for -
duh-duh-duh-duh-da... DAAAH!!! It's DENNIS & GNASHER'S GOLDEN TICKET!
+++WIN! WIN! WIN!+++
- WIN a fab family trip to Universal Studios in ORLANDO,
Florida!
- Toys and games galore up for grabs!
- TONS of prizes! Everyone wins!
- Get this week's Beano to get YOUR Golden Ticket!
+++LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH!+++
- Dennis and Gnasher make a massive, menacing mess of the mayor's
reception, while a special guest has a makeover in mind for Mum and
Dad!
- Edd's spilling SNOT everywhere in The Numskulls! Told you this
issue was going green! [BLEURGH! So am I! - Queasy Beano Ed.]
- See if YOU can tell a joke faster than Usain Bolt!
- What's got the most terrifying teeth underwater? Nope, it's not
Gnasher in the bath! Check out the GROSSEST shark attack EVER!
There is so much more we'll run out of words to tell you all
about it! Don't forget, BE A WINNER- BUY YOUR BEANO! It's the
winning ticket for fun!