Beano VIP


Beano VIP - it's funny, it's free, and it's all about YOU!

It's a top secret society for jokers and pranksters everywhere!

Dennis wants YOU to be the Very Important Person who decides what makes the Beano, BeanoMAX, and funnier than ever!

Register to become a Beano VIP now!

He wants YOUR jokes, YOUR funny stories, and YOUR drawings and doodles! Yep,Dennis and Gnasher want everything YOU find funny so they can let the laughs loose everywhere...

... but the FUNNIEST stuff will ALWAYS start with the Beano VIPs! And that means YOU! guarantees giggles FOR FREE for every BEANO VIP!
Become a Beano VIP and you'll enjoy:

  • Amazing Beano Secrets!  EXCLUSIVELY unlocked by your Beano VIP password on ! Classic comic strips, jokes, pranks, puzzles, quizzes and brilliant competitions with amazing prizes!
  • The Beano Wall of Fame! Send YOUR own drawings and doodles to the Beano editor, and YOU help decide which will appear in the Beano Comic!
  • Have your say! Share pranks, jokes, and gags!  Tell us what you think about the Beano, about Dennis & Gnasher, about BeanoMax. VIPs comments are read by the Beano Team - it's your direct line to Beano HQ!
  • VIP Votes! Help Dennis and The Beano Team decide which are the new comic superstars, and who'll be going straight down the dumper!

Don't delay! Register now! It's totally free to sign up and become a Beano VIP now at!

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    T.dogTue 13 August 2013 at 11:42AM

    yolo swag go Dennis and Gnasher

  2. cameron peter todd
    cameron peter toddFri 24 May 2013 at 11:47PM


  3. ChloE06
    ChloE06Fri 12 April 2013 at 8:04PM

    I have put up all my Beano posters on my bedroom wall, and it's never looked more colourful!

  4. fizaomar
    fizaomarSun 23 December 2012 at 7:52AM

    oh i like beano annual 2009

  5. Fuxiu
    FuxiuFri 23 November 2012 at 6:39PM

    it is great!

  6. harribo5
    harribo5Sat 3 March 2012 at 5:49PM

    i just slingshotted my grandad with a tomato

  7. mimi
    mimiMon 24 January 2011 at 6:54PM

    goooooooooo dennis

  8. Bradley
    BradleySat 15 January 2011 at 6:38PM

    ha ha very funny my names bugs bunny

    thats what i hafto say.

  9. Kirsty Chops
    Kirsty ChopsSun 9 January 2011 at 6:02PM

    I love the Beano because my Daddy bought it for me and he used to love it when he was small too. My Granda is 50 and he still loves the Beano!

  10. marek
    marekSun 9 January 2011 at 10:54AM

    I love beano it's the best!!!!!!!

  11. harry the menace
    harry the menaceWed 5 January 2011 at 5:49PM

    the beano is the best comic in the entire universe it is soooooooooo good i cant easily stop thinking about it THE BEANO ROOOOOOOOOOCKS

  12. laurenmichelle
    laurenmichelleMon 3 January 2011 at 12:06PM

    the beano absolutely rocks it is my favourite comic ever

  13. neil the brave
    neil the braveThu 23 December 2010 at 3:03PM

    beano is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dennis & Gnasher rule the best

  14. declober987
    declober987Sat 11 December 2010 at 12:41PM

    i am alwoed to choose none vips

  15. sara
    saraThu 2 December 2010 at 6:43PM

    the drawings these days arent as good as the used 2 b

    sum of the storys they copied from old 1s

  16. brseo
    brseoMon 29 November 2010 at 4:21PM

    I have the beano 2000th comic.

  17. snooty
    snootySun 28 November 2010 at 1:53PM

    beano cool

  18. haza213
    haza213Sat 27 November 2010 at 11:56AM



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