Beano VIP

Beano VIP - it's funny, it's free, and it's all about YOU!

It's a top secret society for jokers and pranksters everywhere!

Dennis wants YOU to be the Very Important Person who decides what makes the Beano, BeanoMAX, and www.beano.com funnier than ever!

He wants YOUR jokes, YOUR funny stories, and YOUR drawings and doodles! Yep,Dennis and Gnasher want everything YOU find funny so they can let the laughs loose everywhere...

... but the FUNNIEST stuff will ALWAYS start with the Beano VIPs! And that means YOU!

www.beano.com guarantees giggles FOR FREE for every BEANO VIP!
Become a Beano VIP and you'll enjoy:

Amazing Beano Secrets! EXCLUSIVELY unlocked by your Beano VIP password on www.beano.com ! Classic comic strips, jokes, pranks, puzzles, quizzes and brilliant competitions with amazing prizes!
The Beano Wall of Fame! Send YOUR own drawings and doodles to the Beano editor, and YOU help decide which will appear in the Beano Comic!
Have your say! Share pranks, jokes, and gags! Tell us what you think about the Beano, about Dennis & Gnasher, about BeanoMax. VIPs comments are read by the Beano Team - it's your direct line to Beano HQ!
VIP Votes! Help Dennis and The Beano Team decide which are the new comic superstars, and who'll be going straight down the dumper!

Don't delay! Register now! It's totally free to sign up and become a Beano VIP now at www.beano.com!

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azi5916Thu 10 May 2012 at 4:33PM
Hey, i'm new here. I absolutely love the BEANO! It's the best comic in the whole of comics, I've got 93 beano's!
fartprankerSun 6 May 2012 at 8:38PM
gnashers bit(e) is back but i liked dangourus dan!
jon68Mon 23 April 2012 at 8:47PM
i first read the beano 62yrs ago
Buko123Sat 7 April 2012 at 7:14PM
i love beano if i dont get it i cant live for the whole week!!!!!!!!!
bob.comWed 7 March 2012 at 3:29PM
hi BSK RULE
harribo5Sun 4 March 2012 at 3:58PM
i heart the beano its the best what do u think cos u cant love it more than me
harribo5Sat 3 March 2012 at 5:54PM
i want gnashers bit(e) and dangerous dan back
harribo5Sat 3 March 2012 at 5:49PM
i just slingshotted my grandad with a tomato
niamhyminxTue 14 February 2012 at 5:37PM
I love Minxing just like Minnie the Minx.
pemsterMon 13 February 2012 at 12:38PM
Soz guys i couldent keep in touch because my brother is always on the computer nooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!
mari4321Sat 4 February 2012 at 5:12PM
i read the beano evry day its so cool
NishaWed 18 January 2012 at 4:15PM
nooooooooooooo

I mist the beano
rdeanMon 9 January 2012 at 6:15PM
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pemsterThu 10 November 2011 at 4:08PM
hi guys what do you think of the Beano?
pemsterFri 28 October 2011 at 2:04PM
hi guys what do ya call a pirates fav shop arrrrrrrrrrrgos
dan100Thu 27 October 2011 at 2:24PM
lol
pemsterTue 25 October 2011 at 8:55AM
hi guys dennis and gnasher rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Conor4748Mon 3 October 2011 at 6:27PM
HEY BEANO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOUDE DO YOU SHOUDE MAKE A BEANO NEWS!!!!!!!!
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thomas10Sun 2 October 2011 at 11:21AM
beano is awsome
thomas10Sun 2 October 2011 at 11:14AM
the beano rokz
gnasher14Sat 1 October 2011 at 5:27PM
does any body have the first ever annual beano please let me know sending a comment?
menaceatheartFri 23 September 2011 at 8:48PM
what do you get if you cross a fox and a chicken?

A dead chicken!
TeaspoonsFri 23 September 2011 at 7:13AM
yo yo how you all do`n
Maïlé the menaceTue 6 September 2011 at 4:21PM
welcome then dilan11
freddie311Tue 6 September 2011 at 1:27PM
I love the beano it is so cool
Buster WhizzFri 2 September 2011 at 11:49AM
You're a great teacher Dennis - I am a REAL menace to my Dad now I read The Beano!!!!!!
Maïlé the menaceThu 1 September 2011 at 5:28PM
hey beano I am your biggest fan!
Maïlé the menaceThu 1 September 2011 at 5:27PM
I LOVE THE BEANO !
Maïlé the menaceThu 1 September 2011 at 5:25PM
I totally agree gerald
Maïlé the menaceWed 31 August 2011 at 3:42PM
Why was the stupid monster so happy when he finished his puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said 2 to 4 years!

LOL.
slidy95671Sat 27 August 2011 at 7:47AM
hello beano fans

why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie

because the movie was rated arrr
PiLKY4Fri 26 August 2011 at 10:52PM
Q: Whats the difference between pea soup and roast chicken?

A: You can roast a chicken but you cant PEE Soup!
clever boyTue 16 August 2011 at 9:36AM
my jokes what do you call a crazy squirrel nuts

nock nock whos there tish tishwho blesh you

what do you call a fish thats black a night fish

why is the moon yellow beacause its made from cheese

why dous a catheadral have a spike at the top to keep the birds away
stoneyand beanoSun 31 July 2011 at 3:16PM
hi
minnietheminx123Sat 30 July 2011 at 10:38AM
i adore the beano i read every new issue

im even persuading my mum to buy the 15 issues for 15 pounds(hurry up mum)
eilidhyTue 26 July 2011 at 6:05PM
I just LOVE the beano!!!My fav character is Rodger the Doger and Dennis and Gnasher. THE BEANO ROCKS!!!
bshortallMon 25 July 2011 at 10:41PM
they wrecked the dandy,harry hill is the only good story
finnieguySun 17 July 2011 at 1:46PM
The beano is the best comic ever I love reading it everyday
em12335Sat 9 July 2011 at 8:21AM
ive just started and the websites ace!
geraldFri 8 July 2011 at 7:32PM
BEANO IS THE BEST !
dennisandgnasherfanWed 6 July 2011 at 7:40PM
please help me cuz im new
BlaeneifedSat 18 June 2011 at 5:37PM
hiya dylan55557 it's Dwj
dylan111Fri 17 June 2011 at 4:19PM
ive just started
kiwikidMon 13 June 2011 at 3:50PM
enny one who likes the beano is a frend of mine. i is crazy
natejb2003Sun 12 June 2011 at 5:11PM
Wanna hear a joke?

(answer)
fiatgeorgeFri 10 June 2011 at 2:33PM
wiked