Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
He switched on the flood-lights!
He got stuck in a jam.
Give me a ring sometime.
In the 'kelp wanted' section.
A big hankie and plenty of room!
Florence of Arabia.
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What is Rodger's favourite fair ride? The Dodge-ms!
what is in year 1 time in week twice but not in a day
the letter e
What do u call a sausage dog with no feet and no tail?
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?A wonkey
I made that joke up!LOLZ=P
what did the tooth say to ther other?
the dentist is taking me out tonight
why did the cow crosss the road,, because he qanted to see the mooovie
how many gnashers does it take to change a lightbulb?none!who do you think broke it in the first place
i didn't find any of those jokes funny!!!!!! but my best friend did :/ lol xx
Did you hear about the man who went paintballing. He came out color blind.
I made that. :)
so cool i bet you
HAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! FUNNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does zombies eat brains? because thay want a good education ha! ha!
what do you call a medieval knight?
SIR FART ALOT!!!!!!!!!
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 789
the slug said to the snail whos that girl on your back. thats not any ols girl that myshell
What did the valitime card say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and well go places!" XD!!!
Why did the surfer stop surfing? Cuz the SEA-WEED!!
There were 3 aliens and they came to earth and got some jobs
one was a sweet shop owner
the 2nd one was a waiter in a resteraunt
and the last one was a hairdresser
and at the end of the day they learnt some words
No.1 learnt "because he stole ma lolly"
No.2 learnt "knives and forks"
and No.3 learnt "not today but tomorrow"
the next day they killed a man and the police officer said "why did you kill him"
No.1 said "beacause he stole ma lolly"
Police officer said "what did you kill him with?"
No.2 said "knives and forks!"
and the Police officer said "GO TO JAIL!"
and No.3 said "not today but tomorrow!"
ha ha very funny my name is bugs bunny not
how did you know my name
distress is new
Have you ever heard the joke about 3 holes?
well well well!
what do you call a man with no ears?
anything cos he can't hear you
whats worst than finding a full worm in an apple? finding half of one!!he ha ha he!!!!
Why didn't the teddy bear eat?
He was over stuffed ! Ha! ha! ha! ha!
What do you call a man that cleans out toilets ?
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