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  1. PupParade
    PupParadeSat 29 December 2012 at 1:54PM

    What is Rodger's favourite fair ride? The Dodge-ms!

  2. PETER1920
    PETER1920Sat 18 August 2012 at 6:46PM

    what is in year 1 time in week twice but not in a day

    the letter e

  3. dawn28
    dawn28Sat 10 December 2011 at 7:10PM

    What do u call a sausage dog with no feet and no tail?

    A sausage!

  4. Alfiemennace
    AlfiemennaceTue 20 September 2011 at 6:52PM

    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?A wonkey

    I made that joke up!LOLZ=P

  5. dennis-bandit
    dennis-banditTue 16 August 2011 at 4:01PM

    what did the tooth say to ther other?

    the dentist is taking me out tonight

  6. Liam346
    Liam346Tue 26 July 2011 at 2:13AM

    why did the cow crosss the road,, because he qanted to see the mooovie

  7. beano60
    beano60Sun 3 April 2011 at 8:48PM

    how many gnashers does it take to change a lightbulb?none!who do you think broke it in the first place

  8. lloydja
    lloydjaMon 14 March 2011 at 11:34AM

    i didn't find any of those jokes funny!!!!!! but my best friend did :/ lol xx

  9. Ajh2525
    Ajh2525Sun 13 March 2011 at 2:16PM

    Did you hear about the man who went paintballing. He came out color blind.

    I made that. :)

  10. eviecoolgirl
    eviecoolgirlSat 12 March 2011 at 9:46PM

    so cool i bet you

  11. freja pud
    freja pudThu 10 March 2011 at 12:12PM


  12. jocc011
    jocc011Sat 5 March 2011 at 3:35PM

    Why does zombies eat brains? because thay want a good education ha! ha!

  13. pigpet12345
    pigpet12345Mon 21 February 2011 at 9:11AM

    what do you call a medieval knight?

    SIR FART ALOT!!!!!!!!!

  14. revel1023
    revel1023Sun 13 February 2011 at 9:58PM

    why is 6 afraid of 7? because 789

  15. greenog
    greenogMon 31 January 2011 at 7:32PM

    the slug said to the snail whos that girl on your back. thats not any ols girl that myshell

  16. AwsomeBeast123
    AwsomeBeast123Sat 29 January 2011 at 7:53PM

    What did the valitime card say to the stamp?

    "Stick with me and well go places!" XD!!!

  17. Aadam226
    Aadam226Mon 20 December 2010 at 12:45PM

    Why did the surfer stop surfing? Cuz the SEA-WEED!!

  18. Aadam226
    Aadam226Mon 20 December 2010 at 12:44PM

    There were 3 aliens and they came to earth and got some jobs

    one was a sweet shop owner

    the 2nd one was a waiter in a resteraunt

    and the last one was a hairdresser

    and at the end of the day they learnt some words

    No.1 learnt "because he stole ma lolly"

    No.2 learnt "knives and forks"

    and No.3 learnt "not today but tomorrow"

    the next day they killed a man and the police officer said "why did you kill him"

    No.1 said "beacause he stole ma lolly"

    Police officer said "what did you kill him with?"

    No.2 said "knives and forks!"

    and the Police officer said "GO TO JAIL!"

    and No.3 said "not today but tomorrow!"

  19. bartod007
    bartod007Fri 10 December 2010 at 9:47PM

    ha ha very funny my name is bugs bunny not

  20. Mooky the Minx
    Mooky the MinxWed 8 December 2010 at 6:28PM

    knock knock

    who's there


    doctor who

    how did you know my name

  21. ellisbreen
    ellisbreenSun 5 December 2010 at 7:13PM

    knock knock

    whos there?


    distress who

    distress is new

  22. Banana Hambull
    Banana HambullSat 4 December 2010 at 2:54PM

    Have you ever heard the joke about 3 holes?

    well well well!

  23. coolguy555
    coolguy555Fri 3 December 2010 at 9:49PM

    what do you call a man with no ears?

    anything cos he can't hear you

  24. andrew member
    andrew memberFri 3 December 2010 at 6:14PM

    whats worst than finding a full worm in an apple? finding half of one!!he ha ha he!!!!

  25. mini man
    mini manThu 2 December 2010 at 11:32AM

    its great

  26. DJ
    DJThu 2 December 2010 at 1:22AM

    Why didn't the teddy bear eat?

    He was over stuffed ! Ha! ha! ha! ha!

  27. HenryVIP
    HenryVIPSun 21 November 2010 at 4:48PM

    What do you call a man that cleans out toilets ?

    Lou !