Calamity James

Calamity James's Test Your Luck Quiz

How (un)lucky can you get? Find out here!

Are you a walking disaster area, a lucky lemming, or... er... something squelchy? Take the Calamity Quiz to find out. Good luck - if you're James, you're really going to need it!

1 You spot a great big pot of gold sitting at the end of the street. But, to reach it, you have to get past a whole row of ladders. What do you do?

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  1. minnietheminx12
    minnietheminx12Fri 29 March 2013 at 5:35PM

    SQUELCHY THING- SQUELCH SQUALCH SQUELCHY SQUELCH

  2. beano girl 18
    beano girl 18Thu 28 March 2013 at 3:43PM

    alexander

  3. liberty2917
    liberty2917Sat 23 March 2013 at 10:42AM

    i am THE LEMMING

  4. ghasher
    ghasherThu 14 February 2013 at 7:47PM

    I have calamity james hes the best

  5. rodney110
    rodney110Mon 11 February 2013 at 3:00PM

    Mostly A's for me.

  6. ilovebeanosomuch!
    ilovebeanosomuch!Wed 23 January 2013 at 5:51PM

    I was alex.

  7. bada28
    bada28Sun 2 December 2012 at 4:59PM

    i was alexander lemming very close to being a disaster.

  8. applecreamturnover1
    applecreamturnover1Sun 28 October 2012 at 1:31PM

    I was Alexander Lemming! Calamity James' best friend!

  9. thegumleys@aol.com
    thegumleys@aol.comWed 3 October 2012 at 6:55PM

    shelch little shelchy thingy

  10. cutiecookie1234
    cutiecookie1234Sat 22 September 2012 at 2:41PM

    I got Calmity James

  11. microchip
    microchipThu 20 September 2012 at 7:22PM

    SQUELCHY SQELCHY SKWELTRY SCWELGH!!!!

  12. zoey wizz231
    zoey wizz231Tue 21 August 2012 at 10:04AM

    ow ouch im james ouch ow

  13. zoey wizz231
    zoey wizz231Tue 21 August 2012 at 9:48AM

    i got alexander

  14. Bash Street Kids 789
    Bash Street Kids 789Mon 13 August 2012 at 2:35PM

    I had mostly A's so I am Alexander Lemming.

  15. therampage101
    therampage101Fri 27 July 2012 at 10:41PM

    i got squlchything

  16. LMFAO dodger!
    LMFAO dodger!Wed 4 April 2012 at 6:54PM

    iam alexander lemming. its true because i love jumping off of things. last year i jumped on my trampoline and fell off. ouch!!!! :(

  17. connorm
    connormSun 11 December 2011 at 8:34AM

    im a little squelchy thing SQUELCH WOBBLE SQUIDGE WIBBLE

  18. Glaceon lover
    Glaceon loverSat 10 December 2011 at 10:47AM

    Hey, id wait till there's no cars coming

  19. rooster
    roosterSat 12 November 2011 at 9:45AM

    i was alex

    you were just like me dennis

    fan99

  20. Dennis fan99
    Dennis fan99Thu 6 October 2011 at 7:35PM

    hahahahahahahahahahahah i was alex

    DENNIS ROX

  21. Roger123
    Roger123Thu 6 October 2011 at 6:55PM

    I dont know what i could do without the beano

  22. Roger123
    Roger123Thu 6 October 2011 at 6:52PM

    I think the beano is AUESOME

  23. daleksec
    daleksecMon 5 September 2011 at 6:56PM

    squelch squelch squelch blobby squelchy squelch squelch. (guess what I got!) SQUELCH!!!!

  24. yetanotherbeanofan
    yetanotherbeanofanMon 29 August 2011 at 7:26PM

    james! who loves drawing squelchies?

  25. stink bomb
    stink bombTue 23 August 2011 at 1:37PM

    u will never guess what my mum is gonna get me 1 year beano subscription and a sling shot and all the beano jokes how cool i am gonna pay for 1 of the pranks ha ha it will teach meh mum to menace with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. stink bomb
    stink bombTue 23 August 2011 at 1:35PM

    i am james how cool mind u i am very clumsy

  27. Gabrielo8
    Gabrielo8Fri 17 June 2011 at 8:55PM

    I got james

  28. Emmpop4
    Emmpop4Sat 4 June 2011 at 2:27PM

    I am alexander lemming ! he is cool!

  29. concon
    conconSat 28 May 2011 at 2:39AM

    I got a littlr squelch thing he he

  30. dezzer
    dezzerMon 9 May 2011 at 7:38PM

    i got alexander lemming

  31. georgeminx
    georgeminxMon 18 April 2011 at 8:48PM

    alexander lemming

  32. benyboy100
    benyboy100Thu 14 April 2011 at 8:46PM

    i got alexander lemming

  33. MeTrouble
    MeTroubleSun 10 April 2011 at 11:45AM

    im a squelchythingy! they are so cool

  34. Chickenchub
    ChickenchubSun 20 March 2011 at 10:35AM

    im sqelchy fing!!!

  35. BeanoBonkers
    BeanoBonkersThu 17 March 2011 at 4:53PM

    i got alexandra. never mind. i quite suit bein a lemming anyways:)

  36. Evil Tom
    Evil TomSun 13 March 2011 at 6:43PM

    Squelch, Squelchy Squelchy Squelchy Squelch, Splat, Squelchy Squelch; Squelch squelch Squelch.

  37. roger the doger
    roger the dogerSun 13 March 2011 at 2:03PM

    i'm a little squelchy thing

  38. Evie5
    Evie5Sun 13 March 2011 at 10:39AM

    I LOVE THE BEANO

  39. andrew member
    andrew memberSat 12 March 2011 at 6:58PM

    @ Webguy Hi Webguy! I would just like to say THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR FIXING THIS QUIZ FOR ME! Also... Please Please X-1000!+MORE! Tell me About Dennis's Birthday In the beano issue 3577! Will there be a FREE! Birthday gift? A Birthday hat/crown?? Or perhaps Every single story could have dennis and gnasher in it? If youre still planing on how to make the birthday beano issue 3577! Please take my advise! Of a FREE! Birthday pressent or hat or both! Even if the price does go up I don't care! (Just for that issue! Because its a Birthday special!) Oh and Please Reply to me! PLEASE!

  40. andrew member
    andrew memberSat 12 March 2011 at 6:49PM

    I'M A LITTLE SQUELCHY THING!

  41. microchip
    microchipFri 11 March 2011 at 4:07PM

    yay! i is the squelchy thingy!!!

  42. powerspy
    powerspyThu 10 March 2011 at 9:28PM

    same here beanofan398 I got alexander as well

  43. evc2003
    evc2003Thu 10 March 2011 at 6:18PM

    I got alexander

  44. Eve
    EveThu 10 March 2011 at 4:50PM

    I got Alex!

  45. caliywallie
    caliywallieThu 10 March 2011 at 2:11PM

    I GOT ALEXNDER LEMMING WWWEEEAAARRDDD

  46. MissNiseach
    MissNiseachThu 10 March 2011 at 11:30AM

    I got a little squelchy thing! =]

  47. jakeyp
    jakeypThu 10 March 2011 at 7:56AM

    I got mostly c's so that's a squelchy thing!

  48. eviecoolgirl
    eviecoolgirlWed 9 March 2011 at 7:11PM

    i think it is cool

  49. Spider2003jh
    Spider2003jhWed 9 March 2011 at 4:58PM

    I absolutely love Beano andGnasher ,I will never stop buying the magazine!!!!!

  50. befan
    befanWed 9 March 2011 at 4:36PM

    SQUELCH

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