Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
Are you a walking disaster area, a lucky lemming, or... er...
something squelchy? Take the Calamity Quiz to find out. Good luck -
if you're James, you're really going to need it!
1 You spot a great big pot of gold sitting at the end of the street. But, to reach it, you have to get past a whole row of ladders. What do you do?
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SQUELCHY THING- SQUELCH SQUALCH SQUELCHY SQUELCH
i am THE LEMMING
I have calamity james hes the best
Mostly A's for me.
I was alex.
i was alexander lemming very close to being a disaster.
I was Alexander Lemming! Calamity James' best friend!
shelch little shelchy thingy
I got Calmity James
SQUELCHY SQELCHY SKWELTRY SCWELGH!!!!
ow ouch im james ouch ow
i got alexander
I had mostly A's so I am Alexander Lemming.
i got squlchything
iam alexander lemming. its true because i love jumping off of things. last year i jumped on my trampoline and fell off. ouch!!!! :(
im a little squelchy thing SQUELCH WOBBLE SQUIDGE WIBBLE
Hey, id wait till there's no cars coming
i was alex
you were just like me dennis
hahahahahahahahahahahah i was alex
I dont know what i could do without the beano
I think the beano is AUESOME
squelch squelch squelch blobby squelchy squelch squelch. (guess what I got!) SQUELCH!!!!
james! who loves drawing squelchies?
u will never guess what my mum is gonna get me 1 year beano subscription and a sling shot and all the beano jokes how cool i am gonna pay for 1 of the pranks ha ha it will teach meh mum to menace with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am james how cool mind u i am very clumsy
I got james
I am alexander lemming ! he is cool!
I got a littlr squelch thing he he
i got alexander lemming
im a squelchythingy! they are so cool
im sqelchy fing!!!
i got alexandra. never mind. i quite suit bein a lemming anyways:)
Squelch, Squelchy Squelchy Squelchy Squelch, Splat, Squelchy Squelch; Squelch squelch Squelch.
i'm a little squelchy thing
I LOVE THE BEANO
@ Webguy Hi Webguy! I would just like to say THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR FIXING THIS QUIZ FOR ME! Also... Please Please X-1000!+MORE! Tell me About Dennis's Birthday In the beano issue 3577! Will there be a FREE! Birthday gift? A Birthday hat/crown?? Or perhaps Every single story could have dennis and gnasher in it? If youre still planing on how to make the birthday beano issue 3577! Please take my advise! Of a FREE! Birthday pressent or hat or both! Even if the price does go up I don't care! (Just for that issue! Because its a Birthday special!) Oh and Please Reply to me! PLEASE!
I'M A LITTLE SQUELCHY THING!
yay! i is the squelchy thingy!!!
same here beanofan398 I got alexander as well
I got alexander
I got Alex!
I GOT ALEXNDER LEMMING WWWEEEAAARRDDD
I got a little squelchy thing! =]
I got mostly c's so that's a squelchy thing!
i think it is cool
I absolutely love Beano andGnasher ,I will never stop buying the magazine!!!!!
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