cooldude3972Thu 4 April 2013 at 9:45PM
why did the chicken cross the playground

to get to the other slide!
sharkboyWed 3 April 2013 at 7:58PM
what did the mother monster say to her son

stop goblin your food
gnasher555Sun 31 March 2013 at 7:48PM
kock knock

who's there

izzabell

izzabell who

izabell necacerry on a bike!!!
G-MenaceSat 30 March 2013 at 4:31PM
What is the difference between origami and grandpa breaking wind?

One is the art of the fold the other id the fart of the old!
G-MenaceSat 30 March 2013 at 4:29PM
What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up its bum?

Ba-Boom!
katzoomer8820Sat 30 March 2013 at 8:20AM
knock knock

who's there

orange

orange who

knock knock

who's there

orange

orange who

knock knock

who's there

orange

orange who

i bet you din't want me to say orane again
George123456Fri 29 March 2013 at 4:10PM
Question: What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Answer: It went Back 4 seconds!!!!
slasherFri 29 March 2013 at 12:08PM
What do you call two robbers?

A pair of Knickers
magichmgSun 24 March 2013 at 4:05PM
Q . why did the dog sit next to the fire

A .Because it wanted to be a hot dog
harveyjolly123Fri 22 March 2013 at 5:38PM
why did the one - armed man cross the road?

to get to the second hand shop
tomboyWed 20 March 2013 at 8:09PM
doctor, doctor, your thumb is in my soup, don`t worry its not hot
babystinkbumWed 13 March 2013 at 4:09PM
What is green and camps out side?..

A brussle scout!..
the bossTue 12 March 2013 at 7:53PM
the dandys not very good the beanos better now good night everyone
jollymollySat 9 March 2013 at 11:32AM
what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

a frost bite
jollymollySat 9 March 2013 at 11:29AM
what do you call a cloud with legs and a head?

a sheep!!!!!!!!!
king harry276Mon 4 March 2013 at 5:29PM
this is cool
bellemurfThu 28 February 2013 at 5:14PM
knock knock

whos there?

ip

ip whoo

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
naeveFWed 20 February 2013 at 9:28AM
i think beano is cool i try by very best to get it every week but when i can't this is the place i go to read them
blazerMon 18 February 2013 at 8:40PM
Teacher.. where have you bin

little kid.. doing buisness

teacher.. doing buisness were

little kid..on the loo
rodney110Mon 11 February 2013 at 3:07PM
What's the difference between boring sums and hurting your bum?

Bore sums and the other being a sore bum.
jambococoWed 9 January 2013 at 2:26PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahah
Rossella4567ellaFri 30 November 2012 at 5:11PM
nock nock

who"s there?

banana

banana who?

banana you!
martyna6236Wed 28 November 2012 at 7:21PM
why did the chicken cross the road because it need wee
wills091202Thu 22 November 2012 at 5:52PM
Q: whats the difference between oragarmi and grandad breaking wind

A: ones the art of the fold and the others a fart of the old
amy boothmanFri 16 November 2012 at 7:36PM
well i am the new person.
wildmind 0003Tue 13 November 2012 at 6:32PM
nice 1s
wildmind 0003Tue 13 November 2012 at 6:29PM
not great but okay
HorridSun 11 November 2012 at 11:53AM
Why did the Tom-boy bring a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!
HeitungluiWed 7 November 2012 at 10:10PM
I really want a blackerry phone
HeitungluiWed 7 November 2012 at 10:09PM
Knock knock

Who there

Vampire

Vampire who

Coming to get ur trick or treat???
MilgoldenSun 28 October 2012 at 12:11PM
doctor, doctor

i keep steeling things

i will give you something to take for it
tateySat 27 October 2012 at 12:07PM
why did the elyphant cross the rode becous it wanted to go to the moooovs
kamila123Wed 24 October 2012 at 3:49PM
Q .what has two eyes and can swim ?

A . it a fish

do you get it now .
paige flemingSat 13 October 2012 at 12:57PM
hey hey hey hey i realy need an i pad or an ipod
bananagirlfanWed 3 October 2012 at 7:06PM
perry the platypus:Knock Knock

heinz doofenshmirtz:who's there?

perry the platypus:ach

heinz doofenshmirtz:achWHO

perry the platypus:BLESS YOU!
bananagirlfanWed 3 October 2012 at 7:04PM
Q. what kind of fish does a dog chase?

A.CATFISH!
inicholson06Thu 20 September 2012 at 4:12PM
Q knock knock whos there go go who go away u
molly 680Wed 19 September 2012 at 9:08PM
Little boy : doctor doctor I need help my but has a crack in it.

Doctor : all buts have a crack in it you Idioid
sadshortsFri 14 September 2012 at 3:50PM
how eats all the tea kacks
lilly mortan.live.co.ukFri 7 September 2012 at 9:38PM
DOCTOR DOCTOR I CANT GET ATESHEN FROM SANTA TO GIVE HIM MA LIST (THE FAT BASTERED HE IS A FAT HAIRY BASTERED
bluenose2003Wed 5 September 2012 at 7:23PM
What goes 100 miles an hour on a washing line

honda pants
bluenose2003Wed 5 September 2012 at 7:19PM
What goes 100 miles an hour on a washing line?

HONDA PANTS
NatSSat 1 September 2012 at 6:05PM
whats yellow and hairy

cheese thats been dropped on the carpet
joke2004and2012Thu 30 August 2012 at 7:34AM
Q:what do you get between a labrador and a poodle

A:a labradoodle
Warrier245Thu 23 August 2012 at 10:59AM
Docter Docter i feel like a pair of cartians

Dont be silly and pull yourself together man
Warrier245Thu 23 August 2012 at 10:56AM
There was a man crossing the road with a monkey a policeman saw and came to see he said "you should take that monkey too the zoo" so thhe man did. The next day the policeman saw th man crossing the road with the monkey and the policeman said "i thought i told you to take that monkey to the zoo "the man said i did now were going to my house to read the BEANO!!!!!
awesome fireball guyWed 22 August 2012 at 11:30AM
Q.what go's "CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE SPLAT"

A.a witch walking into a lamppost
mucky bubblesTue 21 August 2012 at 3:41PM
Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs.

Thats because i have cut of your arms!
TebbMon 20 August 2012 at 1:22PM
Why did the pirate have an I patch?

Because he forgot about his hook
toheed13Sun 19 August 2012 at 5:05PM
why did a man eat his bIllo when he was sleeping because he fort it was masmlo