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1. 
   jacob1404481Sat 28 April 2012 at 2:37PM

   What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

   You can't tuna fish

2. 
   jacob1404481Sat 28 April 2012 at 2:33PM

   My friend is so thin that whenever he goes to the park the ducks throw him bread

3. 
   Daniel the DestroyerThu 1 March 2012 at 5:59PM

   1.What does the word minimum mean?

   A small mum!

4. 
   bruce8181Wed 4 January 2012 at 12:09AM

   boba

5. 
   Spider2003jhMon 2 January 2012 at 3:42PM

   Q.Why did the whale cross the road?

   A.Because the chicken was on his TEA BREAK

6. 
   miss mollypussWed 21 December 2011 at 3:14PM

   THE POLICE WERE LOOKING FOR A MONSTERWITH ONE EYE

   WHY DIDNT THEY USE TWO

7. 
   CillZoneFri 9 December 2011 at 9:18PM

   what do you call a gorrila with no ears

   anything you want because he can't hear you

8. 
   BridgetSun 4 December 2011 at 6:47AM

   Q:Who can name a monkey's name?

   A:Themself!

9. 
   PaigeTue 15 November 2011 at 5:06PM

   ccccooooo

   lllllllllllllllllll?

10. 
    calum123Sat 12 November 2011 at 5:40PM

    gnasher

    why is gnasher named gnasher

11. 
    calum123Sat 12 November 2011 at 5:32PM

    ha ha

    mumbo jumbo funny

12. 
    shadowhawk1999Sat 29 October 2011 at 9:41PM

    the beano is so epic

    I LOL all the time

13. 
    devincSat 29 October 2011 at 9:04AM

    Q:how do you make a tissue dance?

    A:you put a little boogie in it

14. 
    ikemike1Fri 28 October 2011 at 6:08PM

    beano is so funny to read and is...AWESOME.

15. 
    family678910Wed 26 October 2011 at 3:53PM

    OH MY GOD AMAZING BUT THE DANDY IS A LITTLE BETTER

16. 
    pranker8Tue 25 October 2011 at 6:05PM

    ''COOL''

17. 
    christy10Sat 22 October 2011 at 2:32PM

    hi people

18. 
    Conor4748Sun 2 October 2011 at 3:55PM

    HAHAHA LOLOLOL THE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY AND AWESOME

19. 
    koala222Thu 8 September 2011 at 5:25PM

    i love beano town

20. 
    scotish jenTue 30 August 2011 at 11:59AM

    This website is my favroite <3

21. 
    connormSun 14 August 2011 at 10:08AM

    What a hoot! :0)

22. 
    wormyFri 12 August 2011 at 2:13PM

    BEANO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. 
    wormyFri 12 August 2011 at 2:09PM

    knock knock

    whoose there

    docter

    docter who

    how do you know my name

24. 
    wormyFri 12 August 2011 at 1:58PM

    COOL

25. 
    dennis559Sat 6 August 2011 at 5:23PM

    why did the boy sit on his watch??

    cuz he wanted to be on time!!!!!!

26. 
    dennis559Sat 6 August 2011 at 5:22PM

    why was the cow a billionare?

    cuz it produced rich milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27. 
    dennis559Sat 6 August 2011 at 5:16PM

    where is the best place to fall from?

    the I-Fell tower

28. 
    robotduxWed 20 July 2011 at 9:40AM

    what do clouds where under their cloths ? thunderwear

29. 
    hannahtheminx24Sat 16 July 2011 at 7:22PM

    so funny!! lol

30. 
    Dj_harryTue 12 July 2011 at 6:52PM

    awsome JOKES huh lol

31. 
    abbey383Wed 6 July 2011 at 8:26PM

    why did the cow cross the moon

    beacuse it wanted to go to the mooovvvvis

32. 
    flexSun 26 June 2011 at 10:06PM

    what did the wave say to me nothing it just waved

33. 
    GnashdenmenissSun 19 June 2011 at 11:43AM

    How do you get 2 wales in a mini?

    down the M4

34. 
    derbySat 11 June 2011 at 12:19PM

    one doctor said to his boss

    "doctor,doctor i feel like a doctor!!!"

    and his boss replied,

    "you were a doctor but now your not, your fired because you shoudn't be a doctor you should see one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

35. 
    corbanThu 9 June 2011 at 1:15AM

    Funny funny :-)

    = )

36. 
    Emmpop4Sat 4 June 2011 at 1:47PM

    Those are really funny

37. 
    Emmpop4Sat 4 June 2011 at 1:46PM

    two cows are in a field one says Moo and the other one says oi I was going to say that!!!!!!!!

38. 
    Emmpop4Sat 4 June 2011 at 1:45PM

    why did the reindeer cross the road???

    because it was tied to a chicken!!!!!!!!

39. 
    lew lewTue 31 May 2011 at 2:06PM

    what did the star say to the other star?

    nice to meteor

40. 
    dendenon098Mon 30 May 2011 at 7:27PM

    which table do you eat?

    A Vegetable -

41. 
    Gnash3rSun 15 May 2011 at 10:03AM

    why did the turkey cross the road?

    to prove he wasnt a chicken.

42. 
    stigFri 13 May 2011 at 4:35PM

    Do you know how they say put the clocks forward thats what i did and it fell of the fire place

43. 
    stripesThu 12 May 2011 at 6:46PM

    Q.how do you make milkshake?

    A.put a cow on the trampoline !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44. 
    ryolooSat 30 April 2011 at 9:18AM

    docter docter I cant get to sleep then go to the edge and you will soon drop off

45. 
    ryolooSat 30 April 2011 at 9:16AM

    what do you call a wizzerd in space A flying sorcerer

46. 
    ryolooSat 30 April 2011 at 9:14AM

    why didnt the space men have food because they already had a launch

47. 
    superjoeTue 26 April 2011 at 12:33PM

    Q.In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia?

    A.Holding up the telegraph lines!

48. 
    madmanoWed 13 April 2011 at 8:54PM

    hahahahahahahahaha 50000000 years later hahahaha!!!!!!!

49. 
    tomThu 7 April 2011 at 7:15PM

    HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50. 
    aineSat 2 April 2011 at 7:13PM

    dennis,nasher and beno rule !