Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Florence of Arabia.
When it's full.
He made a website.
He got stuck in a jam.
A coffin break.
In the 'kelp wanted' section.
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why did the chicken cross the playground
to get to the other slide!
what did the mother monster say to her son
stop goblin your food
izabell necacerry on a bike!!!
What is the difference between origami and grandpa breaking wind?
One is the art of the fold the other id the fart of the old!
What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up its bum?
i bet you din't want me to say orane again
Question: What did the clock do when it was hungry?
Answer: It went Back 4 seconds!!!!
What do you call two robbers?
A pair of Knickers
Q . why did the dog sit next to the fire
A .Because it wanted to be a hot dog
why did the one - armed man cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop
doctor, doctor, your thumb is in my soup, don`t worry its not hot
What is green and camps out side?..
A brussle scout!..
the dandys not very good the beanos better now good night everyone
what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
a frost bite
what do you call a cloud with legs and a head?
this is cool
i think beano is cool i try by very best to get it every week but when i can't this is the place i go to read them
Teacher.. where have you bin
little kid.. doing buisness
teacher.. doing buisness were
little kid..on the loo
What's the difference between boring sums and hurting your bum?
Bore sums and the other being a sore bum.
why did the chicken cross the road because it need wee
Q: whats the difference between oragarmi and grandad breaking wind
A: ones the art of the fold and the others a fart of the old
well i am the new person.
not great but okay
Why did the Tom-boy bring a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
I really want a blackerry phone
Coming to get ur trick or treat???
i keep steeling things
i will give you something to take for it
why did the elyphant cross the rode becous it wanted to go to the moooovs
Q .what has two eyes and can swim ?
A . it a fish
do you get it now .
hey hey hey hey i realy need an i pad or an ipod
perry the platypus:Knock Knock
heinz doofenshmirtz:who's there?
perry the platypus:ach
perry the platypus:BLESS YOU!
Q. what kind of fish does a dog chase?
Q knock knock whos there go go who go away u
Little boy : doctor doctor I need help my but has a crack in it.
Doctor : all buts have a crack in it you Idioid
how eats all the tea kacks
DOCTOR DOCTOR I CANT GET ATESHEN FROM SANTA TO GIVE HIM MA LIST (THE FAT BASTERED HE IS A FAT HAIRY BASTERED
What goes 100 miles an hour on a washing line
What goes 100 miles an hour on a washing line?
whats yellow and hairy
cheese thats been dropped on the carpet
Q:what do you get between a labrador and a poodle
Docter Docter i feel like a pair of cartians
Dont be silly and pull yourself together man
There was a man crossing the road with a monkey a policeman saw and came to see he said "you should take that monkey too the zoo" so thhe man did. The next day the policeman saw th man crossing the road with the monkey and the policeman said "i thought i told you to take that monkey to the zoo "the man said i did now were going to my house to read the BEANO!!!!!
Q.what go's "CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE SPLAT"
A.a witch walking into a lamppost
Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs.
Thats because i have cut of your arms!
Why did the pirate have an I patch?
Because he forgot about his hook
why did a man eat his bIllo when he was sleeping because he fort it was masmlo
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