Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Billy Whizz
Minnie The Minx
The Numbskulls
Bananaman
Ballboy
Calamity James
Freds Bed
Ivy the Terrible
Superschool
Meebo and Zuky
Ratz
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
Robin Hoodie.
A big hankie and plenty of room!
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
He switched on the flood-lights!
A jelly copter!
In the 'kelp wanted' section.
Shortbread.
Barbie!
When it's full.
Mumbo Jumbo.
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the beano is the best
Q: Whats blue and square and sits in a tree? A: A blue square!
Q: What else is blue and square and sits in a tree? A: An orange in disguise!
Q: What else is blue and square and sits in a tree? A: A fridge in a denim jacket!
Thats all, for now ....
Q: What did the orange say to the lemon? A: Hello lemon!
Q: What did the lemon say to the orange? A: Nothing lemons can't talk!
Q: What do oranges and lemons have in common? A: Neither of them can drive a tractor!
huh i cant think up any good jokes but here's one: A why didn't the skeliton* go to the disco Q cos he had no body to go with
*skeleton
Billybeanoboy just to say that it has been changed to Dennis and gnasher
brother: what happened to you?
sister: I fell of while I was riding.
brother: horseback?
sister: I dont know i"ll find out when i get back to the stables.
what do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
a golden receiver
What's the difference between a lion with a toothache and a rainy day?
One pours with rain, and the other roars with pain!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone to get some peace!
Could Dennis be called Dennis the menace again? This is not a complaint but he hasn't been referred to as Dennis the menace for a while.
why did the bubblegum cross the road
because it was stuck to the chickens foot
whats the difference between simon cowell and a coconut
ones round and hairy and the other one is a coconut
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