Lord Snooty the Third

Parkinson versus Winston

Pick Snooty's butler Parkinson or Bash Street's janitor/cat Winston!

Gah!  Chores!

What do you do when you must tidy your room?

Do you sweep everything under your bed?  Or maybe under a rug… and hope no one notices the bulges?  Or maybe you have a cupboard, always on the verge of spilling its contents here, there and everywhere?

What if you could get someone from The Beano to tidy up - maybe Snooty's faithful, put-upon butler, Parkinson or maybe Winston the Cat, who's used to cleaning up after The Bash Street Kids?  Or can you suggest someone else?

Click on your choice – then VOTE!

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    PLUGSOKET10Tue 2 April 2013 at 7:38PM

    Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Winston is winninggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Tom33
    Tom33Sat 9 March 2013 at 6:28PM


  3. Mr.Doger9902
    Mr.Doger9902Sun 13 January 2013 at 11:28AM

    Winston because if you tidy up after the bash street kids you can tidy up after anyone

  4. beanofan9898
    beanofan9898Sun 2 December 2012 at 7:08PM

    winston of course

  5. Potatoes
    PotatoesWed 28 November 2012 at 9:23PM

    come on winston can clean up after the bash street kids. snooty's mess is money, money and,....you guess! but the bash street kids use stuff that actualy stains

  6. Yusuf8448
    Yusuf8448Tue 21 August 2012 at 2:07PM


  7. CALLUM04
    CALLUM04Thu 9 August 2012 at 5:32PM

    I lost

  8. wetbob123
    wetbob123Sat 4 August 2012 at 12:00PM

    winston rules

  9. bensenior
    benseniorSun 3 June 2012 at 3:05PM

    Parkinson works very hard for lord snooty(it must be hard) he is the best.

  10. connorm
    connormFri 23 December 2011 at 5:26PM

    winston is a cat so he is MUCH more awesome than a butler

  11. minnie 2
    minnie 2Mon 28 November 2011 at 6:02PM

    i have read beano comics in school now i will be reading at home to!ihope i will love being a member.beano rules so do meaneses but gooddy tow shose smell!

  12. epikface:-)
    epikface:-)Thu 10 November 2011 at 11:43AM



  13. M1nn1eTheM1nx2000
    M1nn1eTheM1nx2000Mon 15 August 2011 at 3:40PM

    Parkinson! he works for the poshest person ever!

  14. mrsupergel
    mrsupergelFri 24 June 2011 at 9:02PM

    weeeel concidering that winston needed to tidy for the bash street kids he must of been pretty darn good

  15. Emmpop4
    Emmpop4Wed 8 June 2011 at 8:06PM


  16. MeTrouble
    MeTroubleSun 10 April 2011 at 11:34AM

    i voted for wiston he is winning. i should think so too, having to clean up after the bash st kids. they are really messy, especialy fatty with all his sweet wrappers and cake cases and pop bottles,and crisp packets and then there is the shards of broken glass from plugs mirror and all the mess in the classroom after a lesson, all the broken school equiptment because the kids dont want to do lessons, and the vomit after lunch after the kids ate olives food. yuck! yuck! yuck! bash st kids rule!!!

  17. SamJolly01
    SamJolly01Sun 27 February 2011 at 3:57PM

    100000000% winston cos he is ausome and he is a cat

    poor thing ,not!

    he is lucky to be in such a great comic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. SamJolly01
    SamJolly01Sun 27 February 2011 at 3:51PM

    retro beano is sweet

    i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvve the almighty BEANO

    i randomly voted for parkinson but winston is more worthy im glad he is winning!

    go winston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. liddy132
    liddy132Sat 26 February 2011 at 12:58PM

    winston definetly!! sooo cute

  20. seaniiiii xx 99
    seaniiiii xx 99Tue 22 February 2011 at 6:25AM

    WINSTONS WINNIN WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. candydaisy1234
    candydaisy1234Sun 13 February 2011 at 12:20PM

    parkinson because i would love my own butler but it costs too much but winston he is a normal cat that eats food of the floor any one could have that

  22. Cam
    CamSat 12 February 2011 at 4:33AM

    I voted Parkinson because I think he has to clean up after Lord Snooty all the time. So please vote Parkinson so he can catch up.

  23. rooster
    roosterWed 9 February 2011 at 5:57PM

    winston is going to win. wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. jojo
    jojoMon 7 February 2011 at 7:23PM


  25. jojo
    jojoMon 7 February 2011 at 7:23PM


  26. mbnvf1111111beano
    mbnvf1111111beanoFri 4 February 2011 at 8:08PM

    I started rolling my hands over the keyboard and the computer turned off! oop! here it goes again!

  27. harky
    harkyMon 31 January 2011 at 7:00PM



  28. codebuster
    codebusterMon 31 January 2011 at 6:18PM

    100% Winston. It would be better having him because it would be more fun and not Parkinson because he is not the kind of person you would see laughing correctly while reading the Beano... he would laugh sarcasticly.

  29. barns
    barnsSat 29 January 2011 at 12:10PM

    Parkinson is the best i think that he works the hardest so he should win plus think how many stairs he has to climb A DAY!!

  30. Barradonna
    BarradonnaThu 27 January 2011 at 8:54PM

    Vote Winston :3 Hes cool

  31. aylwardj
    aylwardjSun 16 January 2011 at 5:27PM

    look in beanomax NO.8 and you'll find that winston is made to paint the school with his tail

  32. Drummagirl
    DrummagirlWed 12 January 2011 at 4:24PM



  33. finnmabob
    finnmabobMon 10 January 2011 at 6:12PM

    Parkison has to clean that HUGE castle by himself. HE SHOULD WIN!!

  34. beano2011
    beano2011Tue 4 January 2011 at 3:21PM

    go you parkinson

  35. kierag
    kieragSun 2 January 2011 at 8:26PM

    winstin defo

  36. rasppen
    rasppenFri 31 December 2010 at 3:44PM

    Go Parkinson but he is losing. :(

  37. Sam
    SamThu 30 December 2010 at 6:06PM


  38. Tiggyninja
    TiggyninjaMon 27 December 2010 at 2:10PM

    Winston! Winston! Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  39. rollsy
    rollsyMon 27 December 2010 at 12:23PM

    Winston's winning!

  40. shannie the minx
    shannie the minxSat 25 December 2010 at 12:29PM

    BEANO BEANO.. .......BEANO.. .......BEANO..... .......BEANO... ....BEANO... ...........BEANO... .......BEANO.... .....BEANO....... ..BEANO....... ....BEANO.......... ......BEANO....... ...BEANO......... .BEANO.......... .BEANO....... ...BEANO............... .BEANO........... BEANO.......... BEANO........... BEANO......... BEANO................ BEANO........... BEANO.......... BEANO.......... BEANO.......... BEANO......... .BEANO........... .BEANO IS THE BESTEST EVER COMIC IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

  41. shannie the minx
    shannie the minxSat 25 December 2010 at 12:15PM

    The beano is my faveroite comic AND book.

    VOTE FOR WINSTON THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. benyboy100
    benyboy100Thu 23 December 2010 at 7:41PM

    vote winston the caretaker he is the caretaker of bash street school

  43. KiwiCait
    KiwiCaitWed 22 December 2010 at 7:42PM

    You shouldn't really vote Winston just because you like cats or The Bash Street Kids!!!!

  44. kooper566
    kooper566Tue 21 December 2010 at 8:42AM

    I voted winston cos I love cats.

  45. sara
    saraSun 12 December 2010 at 6:59PM

    evry 1 piks winston cozthey like bash st kids bt mor like its parkinson coz snooty screems at him 2 do lots of stuf an by now u probly get my poynt

  46. cloner12dim
    cloner12dimThu 9 December 2010 at 6:18PM

    ciara feel very lucky, my school hasent been closed and you get to read your beano cause your school is closed

  47. cloner12dim
    cloner12dimThu 9 December 2010 at 6:18PM

    i say wiston because parkinson gets revenge on lord snotty sometimes and wiston never gets revenge on anyone

  48. ciara
    ciaraMon 6 December 2010 at 12:48PM

    I voted winston


  49. Kindtommybob
    KindtommybobThu 2 December 2010 at 5:03PM

    my dads allergic to cats, i can't pick winston!

  50. beanofan99
    beanofan99Wed 1 December 2010 at 4:40PM

    i randomly voted parkinson but now i wish i voted winston. at least he is winning.