Lord Snooty the Third

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  1. monstervillian
    monstervillianSat 12 May 2012 at 1:30PM

    knock knock

    who"s there ?

    cat did op

    cat did up who

    ( cat did a poo )

  2. Tashzilla
    TashzillaThu 19 May 2011 at 11:55AM

    Thoz r so funneh!!!!11!!!!

  3. seaniiiii xx 99
    seaniiiii xx 99Tue 22 February 2011 at 6:32AM

    knock knock

    who's there?

    need a

    need a who?

    LAUGH coz it sounds like NEED A POO

  4. jackwolf
    jackwolfTue 15 February 2011 at 8:06PM

    Whats this fly doing in my soup? Shhh! Don't shout or every body else will want one.

    Knock knock, whos there? Cook. Cook who? Listen, first cuckoo I've heard this spring.

    I've beeing reading too much Joe King XD

  5. missjamie-lee8
    missjamie-lee8Fri 28 January 2011 at 8:31PM

    what is black and white black and white ect ?

    a pengen rolling down the hill

  6. ciara
    ciaraMon 6 December 2010 at 5:21PM

    Q:Whats black,white,black,white and red all over?

    A:a pengiun rolling down a hill with blood all over!!!!!!!

  7. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:31PM

    'Knock knock' "Who'se there?" 'Isabel' "Isabel who?" 'Is a bell necessary on a bicyicle? '

  8. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:16PM

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Axel!

    Axel who?

    Axeldental Tourist!

  9. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:14PM

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Tamara!

    Tamara who?

    Tamara the world!

  10. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:13PM

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Taipei!

    Taipei who?

    Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

  11. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:10PM

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Tad!

    Tad who?

    Tad's all folks!

  12. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 6:07PM

    KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Sybil!

    Sybil who?

    Sybil Simon met a pieman...!

  13. freddie
    freddieTue 30 November 2010 at 5:54PM

    What is black and white and red all over?a news paper!

  14. molly
    mollyTue 30 November 2010 at 4:50PM

    why did the tolitroll roll dwon the hill because it wanted to get to the bottem

  15. jono249
    jono249Sat 27 November 2010 at 4:05PM

    kock kock whose their look look who look through the key hole