Meebo & Zuky

The Editor's Diary!

A Day in the Life of the Beano Boss!

Being the Beano Editor isn't easy. From trying to keep Dennis and Gnasher from tearing the place apart to trying to stop Meebo and Zuky from tearing EACH OTHER apart, my day never stops. After lots of you asking me what my job was like, I thought I would keep a diary for a day!

Beano Ed.

9:00 Get to the office for the start of another busy day of Beano business.
9:02 Go get a coffee to make sure I'm alert and active.
9:03 Sit down at my desk, ready to work.
9:04 Rub bruised bu... um... bruised behind after landing on the floor. OW!
9:05 Realise someone has taken the screws out of my chair. Oh, those guys and their pranks!
9:06 Go off to find new chair.
9:14 At last, I can sit down and take sip of coffee.

mug

9:15 Spit out coffee. BLEURGH!
9:16 Realise someone has replaced sugar with salt. Again. Hilarious... but disgusting. YECH!
9:17 Make new coffee. Yep, definitely sugar this time.
9:21 Finally begin work.
9:55 Tell off office minion for still giggling at my botty-bruising fall.
9:57 Feel bad. Go to find office minion a cookie to say sorry.
10:05 Apology (and cookie) delivered, go back to sit down.

10:06 Land on floor - OW! Must remember to put cushions down around my chair.
10:07 Check chair - yep, screws missing. Again. And I fell for it. Really fell! OOH!
10:08 Off to find a new chair. Again. 
10:33 Have a break. Look at a book about sharks. Sharks are the coolest! Their teeth are nearly as powerful as Gnasher's!

Apple10:59 Meebo and Zuky come to visit.
11:03 Zuky has Meebo in a headlock.
11:07 Meebo has Zuky's head in one hand and body in the other.
11:09 Meebo leaves with new Zuky-scarf.
11:10 Call a cleaner to clean up the remaining Zuky on the floor.
11:30 Have an apple. CRUNCH!
12:12 Speak to office minions about still giggling over the chair prank.
13:00 Lunch
13:01 No lunch! EH???
13:02 Realise annoyed office minions have hidden lunch.
13:03 Leave to buy new lunch.

14:00 Return from lunch.
14:01 Discover old lunch was in my desk-drawer the whole time. WHOOPS!
14:02 Apologise to office minions for thinking they'd be childish enough to steal my lunch.
14:10 Sit down to read the day's mail.
14:11 Land on the floor. Again. OW! Again.
14:12 Realise the screws have been taken out of the chair. Again.
14:14 Go find ANOTHER new chair. Again.
14:15 Must make sure we get more chairs. Or less screwdrivers.
14:18 Return with new chair and finally start reading the mail.

Mail

14:35 Still reading mail. I get a lot of letters. None of them are about sharks. BOO! But lots about how great The Beano is. YAY!
15:37 Finish reading letters. Read quick chapter about sharks.
15:38 Go to make a cup of tea. Yep - it's still sugar. PHEW!
15:42 Come back with tea.
15:43 Check chair. Screws still in chair.
15:44 Forgot to check for whoopee cushions. RRRRRAAASP!!!

Whoopee

15:45 Throw whoopee cushion at office minions. WHEEE! PARP!
15:46 Think. About work, mostly. And a little bit about sharks. (Did I mention how cool they are?)
16:03 Thought long enough. Look at shark book again.
16:33 Office minion brings readers Tree-House pictures. Lots of great stuff. Our readers are really talented.
16:44 Pick Tree-House pictures for the week. A tough job, since they're all so good.
16:53 Mrs. Editor calls. Must bring home milk.
16:54 Mrs. Editor calls again to remind me that she said 'milk' and not 'books about sharks'. As if anybody can have too many shark books?!?
17:00 Leave work. Already can't wait for 9:00 tomorrow.

So, that's a typical day for me, readers! It's hard work, but fun... er... apart from the bruised bottom bits. If you've any questions, you can send them to:

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  1. tigercola
    tigercolaThu 16 May 2013 at 8:37PM

    why is it always not funny

    editor

  2. tigercola
    tigercolaWed 8 May 2013 at 8:38PM

    OH MY MENACE SO MUCH SOMEBODY HELP ME I AM GOING TO DIE OF A BIG DIARY *dies*

  3. Sandopants10
    Sandopants10Thu 25 April 2013 at 6:02PM

    those office minions are dirty rascles

  4. Bounce
    BounceThu 4 April 2013 at 4:16PM

    sounds pretty tough!!

  5. Meeborulez
    MeeborulezSat 23 March 2013 at 9:34AM

    you should add put the dandy in the shredder

  6. vicstheminx9
    vicstheminx9Fri 22 February 2013 at 3:23PM

    SNEAKY OFFICE MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. harrypotterminx01
    harrypotterminx01Tue 5 February 2013 at 10:11AM

    sounds like me! puppy just tried to steal a biciut so the floor is now coverd in dog bici !

  8. minnie the minx 2003
    minnie the minx 2003Sun 4 November 2012 at 4:14PM

    It's sooooo long. I can't read it all !!!!!!!

  9. naryparty
    narypartySun 4 November 2012 at 1:07PM

    You should find out who keeps unscrewing the screws in your chair!

  10. Beano's cool!
    Beano's cool!Fri 12 October 2012 at 7:01PM

    AAAH never let ya in peace do they! Spending loads of money what a waste! It helped me because I tripped over and had to go to hospital anyway I find your problems worser!

  11. beaver2802
    beaver2802Sun 16 September 2012 at 6:46PM

    sore botty ha ha ha ha ha

  12. AWESOME MENECE
    AWESOME MENECETue 11 September 2012 at 5:05PM

    awsemoe!(and weird)

  13. zoey wizz231
    zoey wizz231Tue 21 August 2012 at 4:20PM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he always gets a brusied bum ha ha ha ha ha ha

  14. belle
    belleWed 8 August 2012 at 4:34PM

    a very busy day, you keep falling off chair.

  15. oskarthemenace
    oskarthemenaceSat 28 July 2012 at 7:37PM

    do u truly hate the dandy editor

  16. t lad
    t ladSat 21 July 2012 at 4:05PM

    weird

  17. coolbeano
    coolbeanoSat 9 June 2012 at 4:21PM

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

    the beano Ed never stops falling of his chair

  18. gobeano
    gobeanoMon 28 May 2012 at 7:35AM

    the dandy editor made up a word which says wobblepif wich means annoying and he called you wobblpif . that dandy editor is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo naughty

  19. gobeano
    gobeanoMon 28 May 2012 at 7:32AM

    you are better behaved than the dandy editor

  20. steshkabob
    steshkabobSun 20 May 2012 at 3:17PM

    there are a lot of prankers at your work including dennis and gnasher

  21. 10jwestacott
    10jwestacottMon 14 May 2012 at 7:06PM

    I think you have a rather busy day. Always getting hurt. I thought school was bad. (Trapped my finger in door). Thanks for this. Could you do another thing about yourself maybe? Thanks once again.

  22. fej1
    fej1Sat 12 May 2012 at 1:51PM

    thats seems too busy i would rather be in bed!!!

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