Minnie the Minx

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  1. aj2
    aj2Tue 22 October 2013 at 3:59PM

    I love redden the beano

  2. alicetheminxmenacedodger
    alicetheminxmenacedodgerSun 8 September 2013 at 6:31PM

    here's a brain buster I will tell u if your right u might now it alredy but u can still answer ready:a cowboy goes somewhere on Friday three days later he leaves on Friday but how did he do it??????

    I will right the answer 1nce I here some of u comment thx bye beanorocks

  3. lewiejake
    lewiejakeTue 23 July 2013 at 7:02PM

    hello Boo

  4. iloveminnie
    iloveminnieThu 4 July 2013 at 10:10PM

    this is a joke - i went to the shop and then the lady threw cheese at my and i said thats very mature- do you get it there's a cheese called mature

  5. maddie2006
    maddie2006Mon 6 May 2013 at 10:07AM

    when did the dentist go home? at tooth hurty

  6. salmaXxx1
    salmaXxx1Sat 27 April 2013 at 10:15AM

    I love minnie the minx .she is awsome.

  7. maida the minxe123
    maida the minxe123Wed 24 April 2013 at 7:32PM

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    oooooooooooooooooooo good

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. MenacingMeerkat
    MenacingMeerkatWed 30 January 2013 at 6:00PM

    Why do they call noble warriors knights in history?

    Because it was the dark ages!

  9. bubble
    bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:31PM

    What's yellow and makes lots of noise?

    CUSTARD SCREAMS

  10. bubble
    bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:27PM

    SUPPOSING SUPPOSING THREE MEN WERE FROZEN 2 DIED HOW MANY WERE LEFT?

    NONE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSING!!!

  11. bubble
    bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:25PM

    Why do bees hum?

    Cause they dont know the words!

  12. menaceing girl
    menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:25PM

    what do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman

    frost bite

  13. menaceing girl
    menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:24PM

    what do you call smiffy when he has a big nose

    sniffy

  14. menaceing girl
    menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:21PM

    what do you call a pea with a brain a pea brain

  15. Jerine
    JerineThu 15 November 2012 at 2:47AM

    what do you call a mini-bread with cheese and it can walk?

    ha

    a mini-breek! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  16. spooky
    spookyWed 24 October 2012 at 12:56PM

    why don't skeletons fight each other? because they don't have guts

  17. FINNRMOSHI
    FINNRMOSHISun 2 September 2012 at 10:22AM

    WHY DID THE CAR POO ON THE TOILET

    BECAUSE HE WAS MAD WITH IT

  18. prankster paige
    prankster paigeThu 30 August 2012 at 5:08PM

    Why do brides cry at weddings?

    Because they never marry the best man!

  19. jimjamk
    jimjamkFri 17 August 2012 at 8:54PM

    Did you hear about the man arrested in the butcher's?

    He was choplifting!

  20. Pizza_minx
    Pizza_minxFri 17 August 2012 at 7:59PM

    whats the difference between cut beef and pea soup?

    everyone can cut beef but nobody can pee soup.

  21. Alicetheminx
    AlicetheminxWed 15 August 2012 at 4:46PM

    what do you call a girl with sausages on her head BARBIE ha ha ha ha!

  22. arceus god of life and beano12
    arceus god of life and beano12Mon 23 July 2012 at 9:10PM

    just whacked instead of just married because dennis gets whacked with a slipper alot so does minnie bash st leader should i think so does rodger the dodger

  23. izzywizzy83
    izzywizzy83Tue 12 June 2012 at 11:21AM

    why did'nt the skeleton fight the dragon?

    BECAUSE HE DID'NT HAVE THE GUTS TO DO IT

  24. smiffybrainer
    smiffybrainerSun 22 January 2012 at 9:06PM

    funny jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Beano3612
    Beano3612Sat 19 November 2011 at 3:24PM

    I love the joke when it says:

    What do elves use to make their sandwiches?

    ShortBread

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Bye

  26. Ben Parker
    Ben ParkerSat 17 September 2011 at 6:36PM

    How did the sheep get to mars?

    By rocket sheep.

  27. tardiff
    tardiffWed 17 August 2011 at 6:28PM

    why did the jelly-baby go to school?

    because he wanted to be a smartie!

    what do you call a fly that cant fly?

    a walk!

  28. slingshot
    slingshotSat 23 July 2011 at 10:31AM

    why did the blond lady take a car door too the desert? because if she got warm she could roll down the window.

  29. Beanochloe
    BeanochloeSat 7 May 2011 at 2:28PM

    child- teacher teacher can i go to the toilet

    teacher- tell me the alphabet firsteacher- weres the p

    child -halfway down my leg

    he has wet hiself

  30. willsthe wonderer
    willsthe wondererWed 27 April 2011 at 1:44PM

    what did the big telephone say to the little one

    your to young to get engaged

  31. toocool
    toocoolMon 24 January 2011 at 5:45PM

    why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

    because 7 8 9!!!

  32. chocalate
    chocalateSun 16 January 2011 at 11:23AM

    what did the teddy bear say when he was offered pudding

    no thanks i am stuffed

  33. cooldog
    cooldogFri 14 January 2011 at 5:16PM

    hi

  34. benjaminheath
    benjaminheathWed 12 January 2011 at 6:56PM

    BOO!

  35. Drummagirl
    DrummagirlWed 12 January 2011 at 4:05PM

    hahahaaha

    I LOVE THE BEANO!

  36. beanogirleva
    beanogirlevaTue 11 January 2011 at 4:49PM

    what did the rock say to the ruler?

    rock:you rule !!!

    ruler: you rock !!!

    lol

  37. luckywithsugar
    luckywithsugarMon 27 December 2010 at 7:10PM

    An english man, an irish man and a scottish man wre staying at a bed and breakfast.The english man said,"pass me the honey,honey," to the maid.The irish man said,"pass me the sugar,sugar," to the maid and the scottish man siad,"pass me the milk you cow," to the maid!

  38. jack
    jackSat 4 December 2010 at 10:43AM

    i think this website is better than the other one

  39. gozzo
    gozzoSun 28 November 2010 at 1:49PM

    i like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

  40. BethlovesBeano
    BethlovesBeanoMon 15 November 2010 at 8:19PM

    What do call a camel with no legs?

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