Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
Attila the Bun.
Florence of Arabia.
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
In the 'kelp wanted' section.
A jelly copter!
Because they've got big fingers.
You never see rabbits wearing specs!
He got stuck in a jam.
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Why do they call noble warriors knights in history?
Because it was the dark ages!
What's yellow and makes lots of noise?
SUPPOSING SUPPOSING THREE MEN WERE FROZEN 2 DIED HOW MANY WERE LEFT?
NONE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSING!!!
Why do bees hum?
Cause they dont know the words!
what do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman
what do you call smiffy when he has a big nose
what do you call a pea with a brain a pea brain
what do you call a mini-bread with cheese and it can walk?
a mini-breek! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
why don't skeletons fight each other? because they don't have guts
WHY DID THE CAR POO ON THE TOILET
BECAUSE HE WAS MAD WITH IT
Why do brides cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!
Did you hear about the man arrested in the butcher's?
He was choplifting!
whats the difference between cut beef and pea soup?
everyone can cut beef but nobody can pee soup.
what do you call a girl with sausages on her head BARBIE ha ha ha ha!
just whacked instead of just married because dennis gets whacked with a slipper alot so does minnie bash st leader should i think so does rodger the dodger
why did'nt the skeleton fight the dragon?
BECAUSE HE DID'NT HAVE THE GUTS TO DO IT
I love the joke when it says:
What do elves use to make their sandwiches?
How did the sheep get to mars?
By rocket sheep.
why did the jelly-baby go to school?
because he wanted to be a smartie!
what do you call a fly that cant fly?
why did the blond lady take a car door too the desert? because if she got warm she could roll down the window.
child- teacher teacher can i go to the toilet
teacher- tell me the alphabet firsteacher- weres the p
child -halfway down my leg
he has wet hiself
what did the big telephone say to the little one
your to young to get engaged
why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
because 7 8 9!!!
what did the teddy bear say when he was offered pudding
no thanks i am stuffed
I LOVE THE BEANO!
what did the rock say to the ruler?
rock:you rule !!!
ruler: you rock !!!
An english man, an irish man and a scottish man wre staying at a bed and breakfast.The english man said,"pass me the honey,honey," to the maid.The irish man said,"pass me the sugar,sugar," to the maid and the scottish man siad,"pass me the milk you cow," to the maid!
i think this website is better than the other one
i like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
What do call a camel with no legs?
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