MenacingMeerkatWed 30 January 2013 at 6:00PM
Why do they call noble warriors knights in history?

Because it was the dark ages!
bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:31PM
What's yellow and makes lots of noise?

CUSTARD SCREAMS
bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:27PM
SUPPOSING SUPPOSING THREE MEN WERE FROZEN 2 DIED HOW MANY WERE LEFT?

NONE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSING!!!
bubbleWed 12 December 2012 at 6:25PM
Why do bees hum?

Cause they dont know the words!
menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:25PM
what do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman

frost bite
menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:24PM
what do you call smiffy when he has a big nose

sniffy
menaceing girlWed 28 November 2012 at 8:21PM
what do you call a pea with a brain a pea brain
JerineThu 15 November 2012 at 2:47AM
what do you call a mini-bread with cheese and it can walk?

ha

a mini-breek! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
spookyWed 24 October 2012 at 12:56PM
why don't skeletons fight each other? because they don't have guts
FINNRMOSHISun 2 September 2012 at 10:22AM
WHY DID THE CAR POO ON THE TOILET

BECAUSE HE WAS MAD WITH IT
prankster paigeThu 30 August 2012 at 5:08PM
Why do brides cry at weddings?

Because they never marry the best man!
jimjamkFri 17 August 2012 at 8:54PM
Did you hear about the man arrested in the butcher's?

He was choplifting!
Pizza_minxFri 17 August 2012 at 7:59PM
whats the difference between cut beef and pea soup?

everyone can cut beef but nobody can pee soup.
AlicetheminxWed 15 August 2012 at 4:46PM
what do you call a girl with sausages on her head BARBIE ha ha ha ha!
arceus god of life and beano12Mon 23 July 2012 at 9:10PM
just whacked instead of just married because dennis gets whacked with a slipper alot so does minnie bash st leader should i think so does rodger the dodger
izzywizzy83Tue 12 June 2012 at 11:21AM
why did'nt the skeleton fight the dragon?

BECAUSE HE DID'NT HAVE THE GUTS TO DO IT
smiffybrainerSun 22 January 2012 at 9:06PM
funny jokes!!!!!!!!!!!
Beano3612Sat 19 November 2011 at 3:24PM
I love the joke when it says:

What do elves use to make their sandwiches?

ShortBread

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bye
Ben ParkerSat 17 September 2011 at 6:36PM
How did the sheep get to mars?

By rocket sheep.
tardiffWed 17 August 2011 at 6:28PM
why did the jelly-baby go to school?

because he wanted to be a smartie!

what do you call a fly that cant fly?

a walk!
slingshotSat 23 July 2011 at 10:31AM
why did the blond lady take a car door too the desert? because if she got warm she could roll down the window.
BeanochloeSat 7 May 2011 at 2:28PM
child- teacher teacher can i go to the toilet

teacher- tell me the alphabet firsteacher- weres the p

child -halfway down my leg

he has wet hiself
willsthe wondererWed 27 April 2011 at 1:44PM
what did the big telephone say to the little one

your to young to get engaged
toocoolMon 24 January 2011 at 5:45PM
why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

because 7 8 9!!!
chocalateSun 16 January 2011 at 11:23AM
what did the teddy bear say when he was offered pudding

no thanks i am stuffed
cooldogFri 14 January 2011 at 5:16PM
hi
benjaminheathWed 12 January 2011 at 6:56PM
BOO!
DrummagirlWed 12 January 2011 at 4:05PM
hahahaaha

I LOVE THE BEANO!
beanogirlevaTue 11 January 2011 at 4:49PM
what did the rock say to the ruler?

rock:you rule !!!

ruler: you rock !!!

lol
luckywithsugarMon 27 December 2010 at 7:10PM
An english man, an irish man and a scottish man wre staying at a bed and breakfast.The english man said,"pass me the honey,honey," to the maid.The irish man said,"pass me the sugar,sugar," to the maid and the scottish man siad,"pass me the milk you cow," to the maid!
jackSat 4 December 2010 at 10:43AM
i think this website is better than the other one
gozzoSun 28 November 2010 at 1:49PM
i like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
BethlovesBeanoMon 15 November 2010 at 8:19PM
What do call a camel with no legs?