Minnie the Minx

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  1. smiffybrainer
    smiffybrainerSun 22 January 2012 at 9:06PM

    funny jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Beano3612
    Beano3612Sat 19 November 2011 at 3:24PM

    I love the joke when it says:

    What do elves use to make their sandwiches?

    ShortBread

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Bye

  3. Ben Parker
    Ben ParkerSat 17 September 2011 at 6:36PM

    How did the sheep get to mars?

    By rocket sheep.

  4. tardiff
    tardiffWed 17 August 2011 at 6:28PM

    why did the jelly-baby go to school?

    because he wanted to be a smartie!

    what do you call a fly that cant fly?

    a walk!

  5. slingshot
    slingshotSat 23 July 2011 at 10:31AM

    why did the blond lady take a car door too the desert? because if she got warm she could roll down the window.

  6. Beanochloe
    BeanochloeSat 7 May 2011 at 2:28PM

    child- teacher teacher can i go to the toilet

    teacher- tell me the alphabet firsteacher- weres the p

    child -halfway down my leg

    he has wet hiself

  7. willsthe wonderer
    willsthe wondererWed 27 April 2011 at 1:44PM

    what did the big telephone say to the little one

    your to young to get engaged

  8. toocool
    toocoolMon 24 January 2011 at 5:45PM

    why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

    because 7 8 9!!!

  9. chocalate
    chocalateSun 16 January 2011 at 11:23AM

    what did the teddy bear say when he was offered pudding

    no thanks i am stuffed

  10. cooldog
    cooldogFri 14 January 2011 at 5:16PM

    hi

  11. benjaminheath
    benjaminheathWed 12 January 2011 at 6:56PM

    BOO!

  12. Drummagirl
    DrummagirlWed 12 January 2011 at 4:05PM

    hahahaaha

    I LOVE THE BEANO!

  13. beanogirleva
    beanogirlevaTue 11 January 2011 at 4:49PM

    what did the rock say to the ruler?

    rock:you rule !!!

    ruler: you rock !!!

    lol

  14. luckywithsugar
    luckywithsugarMon 27 December 2010 at 7:10PM

    An english man, an irish man and a scottish man wre staying at a bed and breakfast.The english man said,"pass me the honey,honey," to the maid.The irish man said,"pass me the sugar,sugar," to the maid and the scottish man siad,"pass me the milk you cow," to the maid!

  15. jack
    jackSat 4 December 2010 at 10:43AM

    i think this website is better than the other one

  16. gozzo
    gozzoSun 28 November 2010 at 1:49PM

    i like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

  17. BethlovesBeano
    BethlovesBeanoMon 15 November 2010 at 8:19PM

    What do call a camel with no legs?