Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
He switched on the flood-lights!
In the 'kelp wanted' section.
A jelly copter!
Because they've got big fingers.
Whinny wants to!
Give me a ring sometime.
A big hankie and plenty of room!
Florence of Arabia.
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Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the barber's shop of course!
i went to the beach once, the sea waved at me than ran away!
Q what do you call a person with one leg four eyes six legs
I like these jokes
this website is soo funny:)
i like the quizzes and jokes!
Funny Funny Funny!!!!
whats black and white
ha ha ha very funny jokes
Why did the balloon pop ? be cause it saw a lolly pop
WHAT DID THE STRAW SAY TO THE CUP? IM GOING TO GO IN YOU SO THAT SOMEBODY CAN DRINK OUT OF YOU
WHAT DID THE KNIFE SAY TO THE PIG CHOP CHOP !!!!!!
why did the hedgehog cross the road to find its flatmate!!!!!!!!!!
hi good jokes but listen to these.....
1. what do you call a green fly with no arms, legs or wings .. a bogey!!!
2.why did granny put wheels on her roching chair.. cos she liked to rock and roll !!!
3.uncle: my cat just one first prize at a budgie show.
me: cats cant win prizes at a BUDGIE show.
uncle: no the budgie got the prize and the cat ate the budgie!!
why did the headless olympic swimmer retire after 4 years?...he cept getting cramp in his ears
knock knock who's there a polite gentle men a polite gentlemen who?...how dare you say who i would say pardon me but who are you sir
what did the traffic light say to the driver?...don't look i'm changing
what do you call a red and black shirt running with blue black red green yellow circles out of a stadium?...dennis the menace with the stadum olympic rings running out of the olympic stadim
Doctor Doctor Im starting to behave
It looks like youve got a case of walter
what do you call cow no ears
any think you like it cant here you
why did the banana go to the doctors
because he was'nt peeling very well
what better the beano or dandy i think the beano
i like your jokes
what did the tomato say to the other?
you go on i'll ketchup
its stupid they canclled dtm
great jokes ...VERRY...FUNNY hilarious
u.f.o stands for geek stuff
what does u.f.o stand for? unleaded fuel only.
did you like my jokes.
they are good but these 5 are better.Why did the apple stop at the hill because it ran out of juice.Two fish in a tank one said two the other ,how do you drive this thing.How do you keep cool on a football pitch,stand near the fans.how do you make a pool table chuckle,tickle his balls.wrhat do you call a woman with egg,bacon and tomatoes on her head,my breakfast.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.
hello world in am here
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
It didn't have the guts to!
bob is your uncle!
Why is Gnasher so grumpy?
Because his name begins with a G.
What did gnasher where when he was a baby.
What do you call a unhappy pea?
Why did the rabbit go to the fair?
Because it wanted to go on the bouncy castles!
supremely UNFUNNY :-(
what do skeletons say before they eat? bone apertite
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