Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Billy Whizz
Minnie The Minx
The Numbskulls
Bananaman
Ballboy
Calamity James
Freds Bed
Ivy the Terrible
Superschool
Meebo and Zuky
Ratz
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
You never see rabbits wearing specs!
Shortbread.
Law-suits!
On its fingers.
Barbie!
Attila the Bun.
He made a website.
A jelly copter!
Because they've got big fingers.
Ready-Neck!
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to thomasvarley
i like your jokes
FUNNY ,
FUNNY
what did the tomato say to the other?
you go on i'll ketchup
RUBBISH ,
RUBBISH
lol
its stupid they canclled dtm
great jokes ...VERRY...FUNNY hilarious
u.f.o stands for geek stuff
what does u.f.o stand for? unleaded fuel only.
did you like my jokes.
they are good but these 5 are better.Why did the apple stop at the hill because it ran out of juice.Two fish in a tank one said two the other ,how do you drive this thing.How do you keep cool on a football pitch,stand near the fans.how do you make a pool table chuckle,tickle his balls.wrhat do you call a woman with egg,bacon and tomatoes on her head,my breakfast.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.
hello world in am here
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
It didn't have the guts to!
bob is your uncle!
Hi people
Why is Gnasher so grumpy?
Because his name begins with a G.
whats up
What did gnasher where when he was a baby.
Gnappies!
What do you call a unhappy pea?
Grum-pea
Why did the rabbit go to the fair?
Because it wanted to go on the bouncy castles!
supremely UNFUNNY :-(
what do skeletons say before they eat? bone apertite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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