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  1. 09gevans
    09gevansSat 30 March 2013 at 5:38PM

    Why did the sheep cross the road?

    To get to the barber's shop of course!

  2. lollypopguy
    lollypopguySat 23 March 2013 at 5:57PM

    i went to the beach once, the sea waved at me than ran away!

    lol

  3. the boss
    the bossTue 12 March 2013 at 6:40PM

    Q what do you call a person with one leg four eyes six legs

    A ugly

  4. Tom33
    Tom33Tue 5 February 2013 at 4:58PM

    I like these jokes

  5. shauna:)
    shauna:)Fri 11 January 2013 at 9:00PM

    this website is soo funny:)

    i like the quizzes and jokes!

  6. Xander
    XanderSun 30 September 2012 at 4:11PM

    go beano

  7. Tobyhug
    TobyhugSun 16 September 2012 at 1:05PM

    Funny Funny Funny!!!!

  8. Eoin the menace
    Eoin the menaceSat 15 September 2012 at 10:20AM

    whats black and white

    newspaper

  9. edwardsa11
    edwardsa11Fri 14 September 2012 at 8:02PM

    ha ha ha very funny jokes

  10. ferny8833
    ferny8833Sun 9 September 2012 at 11:11AM

    Why did the balloon pop ? be cause it saw a lolly pop

  11. beano1070
    beano1070Sat 8 September 2012 at 8:11PM

    WHAT DID THE STRAW SAY TO THE CUP? IM GOING TO GO IN YOU SO THAT SOMEBODY CAN DRINK OUT OF YOU

  12. deiutu
    deiutuSat 8 September 2012 at 9:58AM

    cool jokes

  13. gabyg2002
    gabyg2002Wed 5 September 2012 at 9:24PM

    WHAT DID THE KNIFE SAY TO THE PIG CHOP CHOP !!!!!!

  14. creeper
    creeperTue 4 September 2012 at 7:45PM

    why did the hedgehog cross the road to find its flatmate!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Katie9smith
    Katie9smithSun 2 September 2012 at 11:54AM

    hi good jokes but listen to these.....

    1. what do you call a green fly with no arms, legs or wings .. a bogey!!!

    2.why did granny put wheels on her roching chair.. cos she liked to rock and roll !!!

    3.uncle: my cat just one first prize at a budgie show.

    me: cats cant win prizes at a BUDGIE show.

    uncle: no the budgie got the prize and the cat ate the budgie!!

    bye

  16. Katie9smith
    Katie9smithSun 2 September 2012 at 11:54AM

    hi good jokes but listen to these.....

    1. what do you call a green fly with no arms, legs or wings .. a bogey!!!

    2.why did granny put wheels on her roching chair.. cos she liked to rock and roll !!!

    3.uncle: my cat just one first prize at a budgie show.

    me: cats cant win prizes at a BUDGIE show.

    uncle: no the budgie got the prize and the cat ate the budgie!!

    bye

  17. mitch5000000
    mitch5000000Tue 28 August 2012 at 5:39PM

    why did the headless olympic swimmer retire after 4 years?...he cept getting cramp in his ears

  18. mitch5000000
    mitch5000000Tue 28 August 2012 at 5:36PM

    knock knock who's there a polite gentle men a polite gentlemen who?...how dare you say who i would say pardon me but who are you sir

  19. mitch5000000
    mitch5000000Tue 28 August 2012 at 5:31PM

    what did the traffic light say to the driver?...don't look i'm changing

  20. mitch5000000
    mitch5000000Tue 28 August 2012 at 5:28PM

    what do you call a red and black shirt running with blue black red green yellow circles out of a stadium?...dennis the menace with the stadum olympic rings running out of the olympic stadim

  21. owenandharley
    owenandharleySun 26 August 2012 at 2:51PM

    Doctor Doctor Im starting to behave

    It looks like youve got a case of walter

  22. djjones
    djjonesFri 24 August 2012 at 7:43PM

    what do you call cow no ears

    any think you like it cant here you

  23. gamegone
    gamegoneFri 10 August 2012 at 1:23PM

    why did the banana go to the doctors

    because he was'nt peeling very well

  24. gamegone
    gamegoneFri 10 August 2012 at 1:23PM

    why did the banana go to the doctors

    because he was'nt peeling very well

  25. spyxx
    spyxxSun 24 June 2012 at 5:46PM

    what better the beano or dandy i think the beano

  26. timmy
    timmyWed 14 December 2011 at 7:48PM

    to thomasvarley

    i like your jokes

  27. timmy
    timmyWed 14 December 2011 at 7:45PM

    FUNNY ,

    FUNNY ,

    FUNNY

  28. timmy
    timmyWed 14 December 2011 at 7:39PM

    what did the tomato say to the other?

    you go on i'll ketchup

  29. timmy
    timmyWed 14 December 2011 at 7:36PM

    RUBBISH ,

    RUBBISH ,

    RUBBISH

  30. ive
    iveFri 9 December 2011 at 7:11PM

    lol

  31. devinc
    devincFri 21 October 2011 at 4:58PM

    its stupid they canclled dtm

  32. devinc
    devincFri 14 October 2011 at 9:48PM

    great jokes ...VERRY...FUNNY hilarious

  33. Jake the snake
    Jake the snakeSat 10 September 2011 at 5:45PM

    u.f.o stands for geek stuff

  34. RhadiyahBat
    RhadiyahBatSat 19 February 2011 at 2:56PM

    what does u.f.o stand for? unleaded fuel only.

  35. thomasvarley
    thomasvarleySat 8 January 2011 at 9:47AM

    did you like my jokes.

  36. thomasvarley
    thomasvarleyMon 3 January 2011 at 5:28PM

    they are good but these 5 are better.Why did the apple stop at the hill because it ran out of juice.Two fish in a tank one said two the other ,how do you drive this thing.How do you keep cool on a football pitch,stand near the fans.how do you make a pool table chuckle,tickle his balls.wrhat do you call a woman with egg,bacon and tomatoes on her head,my breakfast.

  37. Smileykits
    SmileykitsTue 21 December 2010 at 11:45AM

    What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.

  38. pep
    pepMon 20 December 2010 at 2:08PM

    hello world in am here

  39. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Tue 30 November 2010 at 6:26PM

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    It didn't have the guts to!

  40. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Tue 30 November 2010 at 6:21PM

    bob is your uncle!

  41. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Tue 30 November 2010 at 6:20PM

    Hi people

  42. Luigi bones
    Luigi bonesTue 30 November 2010 at 4:46PM

    Why is Gnasher so grumpy?

    Because his name begins with a G.

  43. alfie
    alfieTue 30 November 2010 at 4:31PM

    whats up

  44. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Mon 29 November 2010 at 7:59PM

    What did gnasher where when he was a baby.

    Gnappies!

  45. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Mon 29 November 2010 at 7:57PM

    What do you call a unhappy pea?

    Grum-pea

  46. Beano Rules!
    Beano Rules!Mon 29 November 2010 at 7:56PM

    Why did the rabbit go to the fair?

    Because it wanted to go on the bouncy castles!

  47. happyfeet756
    happyfeet756Mon 29 November 2010 at 6:38PM

    supremely UNFUNNY :-(

  48. blob2000
    blob2000Sat 27 November 2010 at 9:24PM

    what do skeletons say before they eat? bone apertite

  49. Senan
    SenanSat 20 November 2010 at 7:56PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA