The Edd to Toe Tour!
Brainy Inspects the Troops!
Edd's Head (that's
TEH-HEH to you and me), Brainy has to check that
Edd's running smoothly from top to bottom... eew-erk, maybe
NOT the bottom!
Fancy a sneaky peek at some of the notes from his last
"I don't want to sound down in the
mouth, but when I found Cruncher and the Mouthskulls sitting down
in the Mouth Dept, I was tongue tied!
"When I called them a bunch of slack-jawed 'skulls for
slacking in the jaws, Cruncher told me to relax and to chill out on
one of those comfy, big pink pillowy bits of Edd's mouth that
were all around us - so I've reported him for giving me a load of
"There'd been rumblings of trouble
from the Tumskulls, who said they were overworked because Edd was
overfed. Thought I'd better check what they were bellyaching about
and found the Tum Dept full of kippers.
"No, Edd hadn't been eating fish, those lazy lunch-luggers
were having a kip! Have instructed Edd to eat curries every night
this week - that'll leave that lazy lot hot under the
"I call the guys in the Leg Dept
the 'support team', because Edd's legs hardly ever let him down.
But making a hamstring hammock in a calf muscle is a muscle-headed
"The 'skull I caught napping told me he was tired out after
partying at a knees-up in the Knee Dept. He also said he was on
holiday - I think he must be a Scottish 'skull, because he told me
this was his 'wee calf'..."
"This guy's a legend! Nope, sorry,
a leg end! He's the head of the Foot Dept. His
Footskulls have requested a supply of gasmasks for whenever Edd
wears thick socks in the warm weather. Better get them delivered -
don't want the feet kicking up a stink.
"But I'll maybe let them wait a day or two - that's one way
to keep 'em on their toes!"
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