The Numskulls

The Edd to Toe Tour!

Brainy Inspects the Troops!

MainAs Top Executive Head-Honcho of Edd's Head (that's TEH-HEH to you and me), Brainy has to check that Edd's running smoothly from top to bottom... eew-erk, maybe NOT the bottom!

Fancy a sneaky peek at some of the notes from his last inspection?

Mouth"I don't want to sound down in the mouth, but when I found Cruncher and the Mouthskulls sitting down in the Mouth Dept, I was tongue tied!

"When I called them a bunch of slack-jawed 'skulls for slacking in the jaws, Cruncher told me to relax and to chill out on one of those comfy, big pink pillowy bits of Edd's mouth  that were all around us - so I've reported him for giving me a load of lip!"

Tum"There'd been rumblings of trouble from the Tumskulls, who said they were overworked because Edd was overfed. Thought I'd better check what they were bellyaching about and found the Tum Dept full of kippers.

"No, Edd hadn't been eating fish, those lazy lunch-luggers were having a kip! Have instructed Edd to eat curries every night this week - that'll leave that lazy lot hot under the collar!"

Leg"I call the guys in the Leg Dept the 'support team', because Edd's legs hardly ever let him down. But making a hamstring hammock in a calf muscle is a muscle-headed move!

"The 'skull I caught napping told me he was tired out after partying at a knees-up in the Knee Dept. He also said he was on holiday - I think he must be a Scottish 'skull, because he told me this was his 'wee calf'..."

Foot"This guy's a legend! Nope, sorry, a leg end! He's the head of the Foot Dept. His Footskulls have requested a supply of gasmasks for whenever Edd wears thick socks in the warm weather. Better get them delivered - don't want the feet kicking up a stink.

"But I'll maybe let them wait a day or two - that's one way to keep 'em on their toes!"

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  1. _Dennis-The-menace-and gnasher_
    _Dennis-The-menace-and gnasher_Sun 4 March 2012 at 12:23PM

    TEH-HEH OH I MEAN TEE HEE LOL

  2. rosy
    rosySat 4 February 2012 at 9:38AM

    hi i love the beano!

  3. rockboy5788
    rockboy5788Sat 5 November 2011 at 8:52PM

    you forgot the bumskulls

  4. bobo11
    bobo11Thu 3 November 2011 at 4:54PM

    the oldest is head honco cauze he was the one that found the other guy in the bottom of the left leg and gave them jobs wich he knows thair best at.

  5. daneth1
    daneth1Thu 6 October 2011 at 7:29PM

    who's the oldest numskull, you can't TEll

  6. ruthie
    ruthieSat 10 September 2011 at 7:34PM

    i liked the jokes in it

  7. rosy
    rosyWed 17 August 2011 at 10:33AM

    numsklls are great

  8. Thebeanorox988
    Thebeanorox988Thu 11 August 2011 at 3:07PM

    The Numbskulls is my favroit, oh, and by the, way, FIRST COMMENT

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