The Numskulls

Jokes

What did the spider do on the computer?

He made a website.

Why do monkeys have big noses?

Because they've got big fingers.

How do we know carrots are good for your eyesight?

You never see rabbits wearing specs!

When does a horse talk?

Whinny wants to!

What does Dracula like for breakfast?

Ready-Neck!

Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the 'kelp wanted' section.

What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?

Barbie!

What do vampires have at 11 o'clock?

A coffin break.

How does a monster count to 13?

On its fingers.

Which cake tried to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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wmason100Mon 25 March 2013 at 2:40PM
what do you call a dear with no eye?

no idear
wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:34PM
what is brown and sticky?

a stick.
wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:30PM
why did the crab swim away?

beacuse the seaweed.
wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:28PM
what did one snowman say to the other?

"can you smell carrots?"
wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:27PM
what is found in france and has cream on the top?

the trifle tower!
hobbitMon 8 October 2012 at 8:48PM
when is the moons fave time

when its on his honey moon
RoshanTue 21 August 2012 at 1:19PM
What's a sharks favourite game?

Swallow the leader
thecrazyguy9191Wed 4 April 2012 at 11:26AM
say ICIP to yourself
pinksterG213Sun 1 April 2012 at 8:30PM
girl :knock knock

boy:whos there

girl:go out with

boy:go out with who

girl:go out with you too!

lol this is funny coz its not funny agree?!
furiSun 24 April 2011 at 8:01PM
ha ha ha
IsabellastarWed 16 March 2011 at 5:29PM
wow I really like these jokes...

what did the door say to the other 3 doors?

shut up!!!Hope you like it!!
IsabellastarWed 16 March 2011 at 5:21PM
what did the car door say to the other car doors?shut up!
Gnasher123Sun 6 February 2011 at 8:22AM
What did the computer nurd say to the dwarf?

u can't view!
mr nice guySat 29 January 2011 at 9:35AM
this is my favourite joke. what kind of c stays stil? the celling!
hamzozoSun 16 January 2011 at 10:53AM
terific jokes
hamzozoSun 16 January 2011 at 10:53AM
terific jokes
jennifer hartThu 13 January 2011 at 9:05PM
A man walked into a shop and asked for helecopter flavour crisps.

the man at the counter said "sorry, we dont do that flavour".

the customar said thats ok ill have plain.
benjaminheathSun 9 January 2011 at 2:34PM
How do you post a joke?
lorkyWed 5 January 2011 at 6:27PM
that why is six afraid of seven joke is so old
big chapSat 1 January 2011 at 4:56PM
THAT LAST JOKE IS SICK
big chapSat 1 January 2011 at 4:54PM
what do u call a 1 leg donkey??

a wonkey
sillydolly10Sat 4 December 2010 at 5:57PM
cool jokes dennis
d3nnis99Sat 4 December 2010 at 11:30AM
mickeyd, great jokes! lol! ur joke is 1 of my favs panda!
mickeydThu 2 December 2010 at 9:42PM
WHAT 7 LETTERS DID THE WOMAN SAY WHEN SHE SAW HER FRIDGE WAS EMPTY?

O I C U R M T
mickeydThu 2 December 2010 at 9:40PM
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CT DID A PIDDLE ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN AND ADDED A LITTLE BIT MORE LOL
123huppy10Wed 1 December 2010 at 6:59PM
gud jokes:-)
PandaSun 28 November 2010 at 10:46AM
why was six scared of seven?

Cos seven eight nine!!