Choose your favourite Beano story!
Dennis the Menace
The Bash Street Kids
Minnie The Minx
The 3 Bears
Ivy the Terrible
Meebo and Zuky
Roger the Dodger
Lord Snooty the Third
A big hankie and plenty of room!
A coffin break.
He switched on the flood-lights!
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
He got stuck in a jam.
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who is there?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this!
Knock Knock. Whos there? BOO! Boo who? Dont cry its only a joke.
P.S. Great jokes
Whos there ?
I'mp who (lol I'm trying make 'em say I'm poo)
wow you must smell alot !!!!!!!!!
Q:What do you call a phone with eyes?
what is a fish with no eye
What do mountains eat?
woman 1: what is your fav book?
woman 2: my husbands check book
what do you call a dear with no eye?
what is brown and sticky?
why did the crab swim away?
beacuse the seaweed.
what did one snowman say to the other?
"can you smell carrots?"
what is found in france and has cream on the top?
the trifle tower!
when is the moons fave time
when its on his honey moon
What's a sharks favourite game?
Swallow the leader
say ICIP to yourself
girl :knock knock
girl:go out with
boy:go out with who
girl:go out with you too!
lol this is funny coz its not funny agree?!
ha ha ha
wow I really like these jokes...
what did the door say to the other 3 doors?
shut up!!!Hope you like it!!
what did the car door say to the other car doors?shut up!
What did the computer nurd say to the dwarf?
u can't view!
this is my favourite joke. what kind of c stays stil? the celling!
A man walked into a shop and asked for helecopter flavour crisps.
the man at the counter said "sorry, we dont do that flavour".
the customar said thats ok ill have plain.
How do you post a joke?
that why is six afraid of seven joke is so old
THAT LAST JOKE IS SICK
what do u call a 1 leg donkey??
cool jokes dennis
mickeyd, great jokes! lol! ur joke is 1 of my favs panda!
WHAT 7 LETTERS DID THE WOMAN SAY WHEN SHE SAW HER FRIDGE WAS EMPTY?
O I C U R M T
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CT DID A PIDDLE ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN AND ADDED A LITTLE BIT MORE LOL
why was six scared of seven?
Cos seven eight nine!!
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