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  1. chilliepowder
    chilliepowderSat 7 September 2013 at 7:41PM

    knock,knock.

    who is there?

    arfer

    arfer who?

    arfer got

  2. chilliepowder
    chilliepowderSat 7 September 2013 at 7:40PM

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

    We must get to the core of this!

  3. Ronan987
    Ronan987Fri 14 June 2013 at 4:05PM

    Knock Knock. Whos there? BOO! Boo who? Dont cry its only a joke.

    P.S. Great jokes

  4. manuthebeanofan
    manuthebeanofanSun 21 April 2013 at 3:55PM

    Knock Knock

    Whos there ?

    I'mp

    I'mp who (lol I'm trying make 'em say I'm poo)

    wow you must smell alot !!!!!!!!!

  5. manuthebeanofan
    manuthebeanofanSun 21 April 2013 at 3:43PM

    Q:What do you call a phone with eyes?

    A:An Iphone!

  6. monkeybond123
    monkeybond123Wed 17 April 2013 at 8:15AM

    what is a fish with no eye

    fsh

  7. RATZIZ
    RATZIZSun 14 April 2013 at 7:01PM

    What do mountains eat?

    Rock cakes!

  8. zaynk02
    zaynk02Tue 9 April 2013 at 8:53PM

    woman 1: what is your fav book?

    woman 2: my husbands check book

  9. wmason100
    wmason100Mon 25 March 2013 at 2:40PM

    what do you call a dear with no eye?

    no idear

  10. wjjc1121
    wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:34PM

    what is brown and sticky?

    a stick.

  11. wjjc1121
    wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:30PM

    why did the crab swim away?

    beacuse the seaweed.

  12. wjjc1121
    wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:28PM

    what did one snowman say to the other?

    "can you smell carrots?"

  13. wjjc1121
    wjjc1121Thu 27 December 2012 at 7:27PM

    what is found in france and has cream on the top?

    the trifle tower!

  14. hobbit
    hobbitMon 8 October 2012 at 8:48PM

    when is the moons fave time

    when its on his honey moon

  15. Roshan
    RoshanTue 21 August 2012 at 1:19PM

    What's a sharks favourite game?

    Swallow the leader

  16. thecrazyguy9191
    thecrazyguy9191Wed 4 April 2012 at 11:26AM

    say ICIP to yourself

  17. pinksterG213
    pinksterG213Sun 1 April 2012 at 8:30PM

    girl :knock knock

    boy:whos there

    girl:go out with

    boy:go out with who

    girl:go out with you too!

    lol this is funny coz its not funny agree?!

  18. furi
    furiSun 24 April 2011 at 8:01PM

    ha ha ha

  19. Isabellastar
    IsabellastarWed 16 March 2011 at 5:29PM

    wow I really like these jokes...

    what did the door say to the other 3 doors?

    shut up!!!Hope you like it!!

  20. Isabellastar
    IsabellastarWed 16 March 2011 at 5:21PM

    what did the car door say to the other car doors?shut up!

  21. Gnasher123
    Gnasher123Sun 6 February 2011 at 8:22AM

    What did the computer nurd say to the dwarf?

    u can't view!

  22. mr nice guy
    mr nice guySat 29 January 2011 at 9:35AM

    this is my favourite joke. what kind of c stays stil? the celling!

  23. hamzozo
    hamzozoSun 16 January 2011 at 10:53AM

    terific jokes

  24. hamzozo
    hamzozoSun 16 January 2011 at 10:53AM

    terific jokes

  25. jennifer hart
    jennifer hartThu 13 January 2011 at 9:05PM

    A man walked into a shop and asked for helecopter flavour crisps.

    the man at the counter said "sorry, we dont do that flavour".

    the customar said thats ok ill have plain.

  26. benjaminheath
    benjaminheathSun 9 January 2011 at 2:34PM

    How do you post a joke?

  27. lorky
    lorkyWed 5 January 2011 at 6:27PM

    that why is six afraid of seven joke is so old

  28. big chap
    big chapSat 1 January 2011 at 4:56PM

    THAT LAST JOKE IS SICK

  29. big chap
    big chapSat 1 January 2011 at 4:54PM

    what do u call a 1 leg donkey??

    a wonkey

  30. sillydolly10
    sillydolly10Sat 4 December 2010 at 5:57PM

    cool jokes dennis

  31. d3nnis99
    d3nnis99Sat 4 December 2010 at 11:30AM

    mickeyd, great jokes! lol! ur joke is 1 of my favs panda!

  32. mickeyd
    mickeydThu 2 December 2010 at 9:42PM

    WHAT 7 LETTERS DID THE WOMAN SAY WHEN SHE SAW HER FRIDGE WAS EMPTY?

    O I C U R M T

  33. mickeyd
    mickeydThu 2 December 2010 at 9:40PM

    HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CT DID A PIDDLE ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN AND ADDED A LITTLE BIT MORE LOL

  34. 123huppy10
    123huppy10Wed 1 December 2010 at 6:59PM

    gud jokes:-)

  35. Panda
    PandaSun 28 November 2010 at 10:46AM

    why was six scared of seven?

    Cos seven eight nine!!