If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an elf get?
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you!
Who is Santa's all-time favourite pop singer?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wasn't chicken!
What's green, says 'ribbet' and is covered in tinsel?
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas carol?
What's red, white and spotty?
Santa Claus with chickenpox!
What goes 'Oh oh oh!'?
Santa, when he puts the sleigh in reverse!
What kind of music do elves like best?
What did one Christmas tree decoration say to anther?
Let's hang out!
Which reindeer has the worst table manners?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How good is Santa at karate?
He has a black belt!
How do you scare a snowman?
With a hairdryer!
What do ducks pull at Christmas?
What did the reindeer say to the elf?
Nothing - reindeer can't talk!
What do vampires give at Christmas?
Where would you find snowmen dancing?
At a snowball!
Who solves crimes at Christmas?
Ho do you know if Santa's in your house?
You can sense his presents!
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Just one - after that, it isn't empty!
What do snowmen eat for Christmas?
What do you call people who are scared of Christmas?
What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?
They change into puddles!
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
Nothing - it was on the house!