20 Letter Jokes That Are All In The Delivery!
Looking for some postally awesome letter jokes? It's all in the delivery!
Remember those paper things people sent before emails? Turns out they're pretty funny! No idea what we're talking about? Never mind - check out these computer jokes, these youtube jokes, or even these Whatsapp jokes!
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How do poltergeists send letters?
From the ghost office!
How do cats send letters?
What starts with P, finishes with N and has 100 letters?
Why was the postman so bad at telling jokes?
His delivery was terrible!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
I quit my job as a postman when they gave me my first letter to deliver
I thought, this isn't for me!
How do ghosts sign off letters?
Best witches and worm regards!
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
You get them VERY ANGRY!
What are pirates favourite letters?
The ones they get in bottles!
I hate spelling errors. Make a couple of mistakes and your whole letter is...
I wrote a letter today.
Might move on to numbers tomorrow!
What has more letters than the alphabet?
The Post Office!
What 7 letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
What starts with an E, ends with an E, and only has one letter in it?
What did Postman Pat deliver to Dracula?
Letters from his fang club!
What starts with a G, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Greendale Post Office!
Did you hear the joke about the unstamped letter?
Nevermind, you wouldn't get it!
'I'm stuck on a crossword. The clue is "overworked postman".' 'How many letters?'
If you rearrange the letters of 'Postman Pat'
He gets really annoyed!
How did Peppa write secret letters?
With invisible oink!