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20 Taco Jokes Which Are Truly Mexcellent!

If there’s a person who’s not keen on tacos, we’re yet to hear about them. If you’re feeling peckish, why not feast on these awesome jokes!

And if food-based laughs are your thing, why not check out these mushroom jokespotato rib-ticklers and a buffet table laden with tasty food one-liners!

Has a Dalmation ever made you a taco?

They really hit the spot!

Did you hear about the Wookiee steak taco?

It’s a little Chewie!

What does a nosy taco do?

Gets jalapeño business!

Which Disney princess loves Mexican food?

Taco Belle!

What did the taco say to the burrito?

Where have you bean?

Waiter! There is a fly in my taco!

Don’t worry, the spider in your salsa will get it!

How much do I love tacos?

From my head tomatoes!

What is a taco’s favourite type of dance?

A surprised and excited looking Taco

Salsa!

What did the duck want in their taco?

Mallard duck stood on a silver plate

Guac!

Did you hear the joke about the taco?

No, it was too cheesy!

On which day should you put chips in your taco?

Fry-day!

How do you make a taco stand?

Take away their chair!

What does Pac-Man put in his tacos?

Guacauacauacauacauacamole

Why did the taco chef stop cooking?

They ran out of thyme!

Waiter, this taco tastes funny!

Then why aren’t you laughing?

Why did the taco chef take the day off work?

They had a bad queso the flu!

Why can you never trust a taco with a secret?

They tend to spill the beans!

Waiter! Will my taco be long?

No, it’ll be round!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

What do tacos say before dinner?

Lettuce pray!