25 Dead Funny Halloween Jokes

Scoop maximum Trick or Treat loot with Beano's best ever spooky Halloween jokes, They're (un) DEAD funny!

1

Which Shakespeare play do ghosts like best?

Romeo and Ghoul-iet!

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2

Why are vampires unpopular?

They're a pain in the neck!

3

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten!

4

On what day are ghosts most scary?

Fright-day!

5

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to The Body Shop!

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6

What do witches use to style their hair?

Scare spray!

7

Did you hear about the monster who ate too many houses?

He was homesick!

8

Why did the ghost go to the sales?

He was a bargain haunter!

9

Why don't they play music in skeleton church?

No organs!

10

What do the fastest witches use to get around?

Vroomsticks!

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11

What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?

Wrap!

12

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately!

13

What animal is best at baseball?

A bat!

14

What do little monsters call their parents?

Mummy and Dead-y!

15

What do you call witches who live together?

Broom-mates!

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16

What do you call a mummy who tastes like candyfloss?

A yummy mummy!

17

When do ghosts eat breakfast?

In the moaning!

18

What do you call a witch with chickenpox?

An itchy witchy!

19

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?

A toasty ghosty!

20

What kind of streets do zombies prefer?

Dead ends!

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21

How does Frankenstein get around town?

Monster truck!

22

What game do monsters play?

Hide and shriek!

23

Who delivers monster babies?

The Franken-stork!

24

Why can't Frankenstein fly?

He never makes it through the metal detector!

25

Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?

He'd always wanted a bloodhound!

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