Who said dogs and cats were enemies? When there's an ear that needs cleaning, this cat is ON IT.
Estimated time of arrival: NEVER.
Get your dirty paws away from my ducks!
Jump on my back, kid. Not high enough? Try my head.
I wish my ears were as pointy as yours. Can I lick them?
Stop it now. Stop touching me. I know it feels nice, but seriously - leave me alone!