Ball Boy's Favourite Football Jokes!

Here's some fantastic footy jokes hand-picked by Ball Boy himself!

Who was the sheep's favourite footballer?

Who was the sheep's favourite footballer? - Paul PogBAAA!

Paul PogBAAA!

Which footballer makes the best coffee?

Which footballer makes the best coffee? - Diego Costa!

Diego Costa!

What's healthy and scores a lot of goals?

What's healthy and scores a lot of goals? - Mohamed Fruit Salah

Fruit Salah!

Who was the horse's favourite footballer?

Who was the horse's favourite footballer? - It's Neymar NEIGH-mar!

NEIGH-mar!

Who's the slipperiest footballer?

Who's the slipperiest footballer? - Antoine GREASE-man Griezmann

Antoine GREASE-man!

Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy?

Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? - Because he's not Messi!

Because he's not Messi!

Who's the most dangerous footballer?

Who's the most dangerous footballer? - Eden Hazard!

Eden Hazard!

What blows at 100mph and always scores?

What blows at 100mph and always scores? - Harry Kane the Hurricane!

A Harrykane!

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