Bananaman's Best Super-Jokes

Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?

He has bat-breath!

Where is Spider-Man's home page?

On the web!

What is a superhero's favourite part of a joke?

The PUNCH-line!

What superhero uses public transport?

Bus Lightyear!

What month does Spider-Man hate?


What does Batman wear to bed?

A Dark Knight-gown

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?

'Stop bugging me!'

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate all the worms!

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?

The incredible sulk!

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