Be a joker and go batty for our ludicrous selection of Batman jokes!
I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever.
They said, "No, just until the end of June"!
My friend said I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker!
What's Batman's favorite Chinese dish?
Kung POW chicken!
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Why did Batman’s wife name their son Gotham?
So when he wakes up at night, she can wake up Batman and say “Gotham Needs You"!
Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?
He doesn't like Poison Ivy!
Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?
He always gives him the cold shoulder!
Why did all the pictures come out dark from Batman’s party?
He forgot to invite the Flash!
Why does Batman never win at cards?
Because he always gets the Joker!
What did Bruce Wayne’s Mum put over his crib?
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
None – they like it dark!
What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree?
Why is Two-face one of the better villians?
Because he's only half bad!
How does Batman take his coffee?
Black! Like the night!
Why could Batman not go fishing?
Because Robin ate all the worms!
When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
When they get soiled!
What's Batman's favourite part of a joke?
What does Batman put in his drinks?
What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team?
He was the bat boy!
What do you call it when batman skips church?
Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?
He has bat-breath!
What’s the difference between Batman and a criminal?
Batman goes shopping without Robin!