Best Jokes 2020
Is your 2020 new year's resolution to laugh more? That's easy! Check out Beano's best jokes of 2020!
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I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win...
But no pun in ten did!
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay...
You have my word!
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay!
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about it.
I needed a password eight characters long...
I picked Snow White and the seven dwarves!
What do you call a small mother?
What does a biologist wear on a first date?
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!
Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary...
It runs in your genes!
What do zombies have for school lunches?
Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!
I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffer from a rare condition with my sight...
Why is Postman Pat a great stand-up comedian?
He has a perfect delivery!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello to the other sideeeeee!
When does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
What is Gru's favourite food?
What Fortnite mode do cows play?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?