Best Jokes 2020

Want to laugh more? That's easy! You need Beano's best jokes 2020!

Get a good laugh with the best jokes from Beano. Here's our round-up of the gags that are keeping our spirits high this year - the best jokes of 2020!

If these jokes aren't enough to satisfy your comedy craving, try our owl jokes for a hoot, our funny moon landing jokes or these hilarious history jokes!

Keep smiling with the best jokes from our collection, and for more comedy inspiration head over to our funny joke generator!

What does a butcher do after travelling somewhere over a rainbow?

Weigh a pie!

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win...

But no pun in ten did!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire!

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay...

You have my word!

I broke my finger last week.

On the other hand, I'm okay!

Someone stole my mood ring.

I don't know how I feel about it.

I needed a password eight characters long...

I picked Snow White and the seven dwarves!

Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years.

It was about time!

What do you call a small mother?

A minimum!

What does a biologist wear on a first date?

Designer genes!

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary...

It runs in your genes!

What do zombies have for school lunches?

Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!

I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffer from a rare condition with my sight...

Umdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly eye!

Mario, Luigi and Bowser met up for the first time in 10 years...

It was a Wii Union!

Why was the robot tired when it got home?

It had a hard drive!

Why is Postman Pat a great stand-up comedian?

He has a perfect delivery!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello to the other sideeeeee!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

When does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish!

What is Gru's favourite food?

Filet-minion!

Did you hear about the monster who ate too many houses?

He was homesick!

What Fortnite mode do cows play?

Cattle Royale!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

Stew!

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