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Laugh to Infinity and Beyond With These 10 Buzz Lightyear Jokes!

Are you a Toy Story fan? Get ready to blast off with these galactic Buzz Lightyear jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  November 17th 2022

Looking for laughs? You've got a friend in these hilarious Toy Story rib-ticklers! But if these don't have you buzzing don't worry - we've got plenty more where these came from! Just take a look at these Star Wars jokes, these Frozen jokes, or even these catchy Pokemon jokes!

Jokes for all! Wahoo!

Why was Buzz Lightyear arrested?

He was charged with battery!

What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

You got a friend in me!

Why was Buzz Lightyear at the Lexus dealership?

To go beyond Infiniti!

Yes, Buzz Lightyear could beat you in an arm wrestle.

But Woody?

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot - there’s been 4 movies!

Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?

Mars bars and Milk Ways!

A Milky Way chocolate bar in space

Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun?

To get brighter!

What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books!

Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at maths?

He can count to inifinity - and beyond!

What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?