Cow Jokes

Moove over, funny cow jokes coming through!

This pasture's rich with funny cow jokes - just look out for the cow pats! When you've dodged them all, check out our animal jokes or crack up with chicken jokes.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head!

What do cows read in the morning?

The moospaper!

What do you get from nervous cows?


What do cows use in text messages?


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the moovies!

Why do cows lie down in groups when it’s cold?

To keep each udder warm!

What do you call it when one cow spies on another?

A steak-out!

What do you call a cow who plays guitar?

A moosician!

What do you call a cow you can’t see?


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why do cows tell jokes?

To amoo-se themselves!

Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…


Knock, knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?

No, cows go moo!

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