Pick a Squelchy and we’ll tell you how unlucky you are!
1/6 Scottish Squelchy or Stuck Up Squelchy?
2/6 Big Headed or Big Boned?
3/6 Small or Tall?
4/6 Vampire or Victim?
5/6 Smelly breath or smelly bum?
6/6 This hat or that hat?
Oh dear. You need a blanket made of clovers and rabbits feet to make it through the night without something going wrong.
A little Unlucky
Are you clumsy, covered in bruises, or constantly having anvils fall on your head? You just might be a little unlucky!
Neither lucky nor unlucky!
Wow. Unlike most people that Calamity James meets, you appear to be completely normal. How abnormal!