Design a Squelchy Thing and We'll Tell You How Unlucky You Are

Pick from these little squelchy things, and we'll tell you how unlucky you are!

Pick a Squelchy and we'll tell you how unlucky you are!

Scottish Squelchy or Stuck Up Squelchy?

Big Headed or Big Boned?

Small or Tall?

Vampire or Victim?

Smelly breath or smelly bum?

This hat or that hat?

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