Scottish Squelchy or Stuck Up Squelchy?
Big Headed or Big Boned?
Small or Tall?
Vampire or Victim?
Smelly breath or smelly bum?
This hat or that hat?
Oh dear. You need a blanket made of clovers and rabbits feet to make it through the night without something going wrong.
Are you clumsy, covered in bruises, or constantly having anvils fall on your head? You just might be a little unlucky!
Wow. Unlike most people that Calamity James meets, you appear to be completely normal. How abnormal!