English Jokes

English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!

Keep it in the classroom with our funny school LOLz and teacher jokes. Want more revision break jokes? We've got jokes about history, maths and science!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

It was just a stage he was going through!

Is there a word that contains all five vowels?

Unquestionably!

Which letter is small and green?

P!

What does "coincidence" mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that....

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What is the longest word?

Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!

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