We all know Hogwarts is the place to go if you want to be a real wizard.
But did you also know it’s the home of magical farts?
Yep, that’s right – when Harry Potter's not wizarding, his most likely letting-off after a big box of Berttie Bott’s All Flavour Beans.
Or you might catch Hagrid blowing an air-trumpet after a plate of Stoat Sandwiches.
And hey, remember, all kinds of creatures make a pant-parp, even house-elves like Dobby (especially if he’s been at Mrs Dursley’s prize pudding.
So which do you think does Hogwarts’ most magical farts?
Ron’s always eating, isn’t he? So it stands to reason he’s always farting, too!
Chance of magical fart? Highly likely
Hagrid’s a giant and giant farts are, well, pretty massive. So you wouldn’t want to get in the way of one of these gargantuan guffs.
Chance of magical fart? Big!
Chance of magical fart? Extreme
Have you ever smelt an elf fart? Seriously, trust us, you don’t want to go there. Dobby may be fun to have around but it’s fair to say he doesn’t half pong!
Chance of magical fart? All too likely!