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First of all don't give this sucker water! C-FLEA-PO is a robot and therefore doesn't need fluids - it'll (further) confuse his circuitry! This mechanised muncher was man-made in a lab - initially C-FLEA-PO was a surveillance device to impersonate and study fleas for the proposed David Attenborough documentary 'Walking With Fleas' - but the TV team lost communication with this robo-flea and C-FLEA-PO, developing a fondness for his fellow fleas - soon 'went rogue' and decided to stay!
C-FLEA-PO does take in sustenance, but he likes a diet of nuts, bolts, iron filings - and his all-time favourite meal is sitting down to a nice plate of ball bearings and chips. Bleep-bloop-yumbles!
For an extra snack, C-FLEA-PO loves a nothing more than a bag of flat-head screws - not only are they tasty but they keep him regular as clockwork! They also provide him with the strength he needs to patrols Gnasher’s fur, ejecting non-fleas with his ultra-powerful intruder-ejection punch.
C-FLEA-PO's droppings are a crapshoot - sometimes you'll get a lump of magnesium, sometimes a crocodile clip, sometimes - if his internal wiring short-circuits in just the right way - he'll accidentally achieve alchemy and deposit a lump of pure gold! However this is extremely rare. And gross.
C-FLEA-PO loves hanging out with other fleas and is a BIGTIME gamer. His favourite is FIFA, and when he's not gaming he will often make tea for the other fleas when they're having their Minecraft sessions. For a meticulous robot however, his tea is surprisingly bad. When the other fleas ask him why he puts the milk in first, he simply replies 'Command does not compute. Bleep-bleep-whirrr... two sugars.'
C-FLEA-PO doesn't need to groom himself, although he created a tiny batch of microscopic nano-fleas which live on his body and make tiny repairs and adjustments when and as he needs it. He's currently working on Nano-nano-fleas which are sub-atomic sized fleas - to live on and provide repairs for the nano-fleas. When he's finished that he will be working on some Nano-nano-nano-fleas.
C-FLEA-PO needs plenty of love and encouragement... even though he's a robot, he can still readily activate his 'feelings' protocol!
C-FLEA-PO gets plenty of exercise from his frequent fur patrols, although he's very fond of powering down for a little robo-nap. He occasionally needs a hard reboot but he never stays inactive for too long... he's footloose and fancy-flea!