How Will John Cena Spend His Retirement?
One of the greatest wrestlers of all time may be quitting the biz, but what will he do now?
John Cena might be retiring!
It looks like the 40-year-old wrestling legend is hanging up his really big jean shorts and calling it a day on his wrestling career
How will he possibly fill his days now though?
He's still vaguely young, sort of. What's he going to do? Will be he bored?
Perhaps he could go on a nice holiday in the Shetlands
Pony rides, nice cliffs – it's a really popular holiday destination for retirees, and an enormous shirtless killing machine should fit in effortlessly
He could hunt ghosts
'You can't see me' was Cena's catchphrase for years – invisibility is an excellent skill in a ghost hunter
He could volunteer to put his massiveness to good use
He weights 114kg, so could be useful for things like testing whether bridges are strong enough
He could go into space
If aliens encountered John Cena and thought he was a typical Earthling, there's no way they'd ever invade the Earth, because that would seem like a death-wish
He could be a human statue
He sort of looks one anyway, and standing fairly still for ages sounds like a pretty pleasant retirement...
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