Insect Jokes

We've got enough funny insect jokes to tickle the funny bones of even the eight-armed!

Once you've swotted (swatted!) up on our insect jokes, fill up on bee jokes or animal jokes.

What does a wasp say when it is having an identity crisis?

Too bee or not too bee?

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?

A frizz-bee!

How does a queen bee get around her throne?

She's throne!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

What has two wheels and flies?

A wheelie bin!

Where do you take a sick hornet?

The waspital!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug!

Where do wasps go on holiday?


What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar!

Don't worry, you'll soon change!

What do butterflies sleep on?


Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

What insect is the most untidy?

The litterbug!

What insect runs away from everything?

A flea!

What insect is good at counting?

An account-ant!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

Why do spiders use google?

To find websites!

What has fifty legs but can’t walk?

Half a centipede!

What insects are always complaining?

Grumble bees!

What happens if you eat caterpillars?

You get butterflies in your tummy!

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