Inside Beano no. 3976. What will Roger the Dodger do when he's in charge?
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Inside Beano no. 3976! What will Roger the Dodger do once he's in charge?
1. Somehow, Roger has stood for Mayor of Beanotown. What is his stance on the issues? ‘Bless you!’ What are his policies?
‘For all children to play video games instead of school.’ Roger for Mayor!
Which video game should Roger make you play first?
2. Gnasher and Gnipper have been let loose in the supermarket! The home of sausages!
Can Dad rein them in before they trash the whole place, or will Dad’s wallet suffer?
How much will Gnasher and Gnipper spend on sausages?
3. Teacher has decided to have a lesson on classical music. The Bash Street Kids throw themselves in with a cacophony of sound, building to a crescendo.
Musically-gifted is not the way the Teacher would describe Class 2B - tone deaf is definitely much closer to the truth!
Can you sing?
4. Minnie is facing off against Cruncher Kerr in a scooting race. It’s her beaten-up old banger facing off against the new upstart.
Can Minnie’s 'classic' or just plain 'old' scooter beat Cruncher Kerr’s brand-new model? Hopefully, by a nose (or a pompom!).
How should Minnie win the race?
5. Dad and Dennis are clearing out Gran’s back room. It’s a museum in its own right, with all the junk left in there.
What sort of mysteries are left in there? Dennis and Dad have no idea, but Dennis at least is excited to find out!
Should Dennis release the spirit of Ozymandias?
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