Little Squelchy Jokes - Birds!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It's quicker than walking!

Q: Why did the bird go to hospital?
A: For tweetment!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

Q: What do you get if you cross a canary with a lawnmower?
A: Shredded tweet!

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