Little Squelchy Jokes - Christmas!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Can you smell carrots?

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"

Q: How did Ebeneezer Scrooge score a goal?
A: The Ghost of Christmas passed!

Q: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A: Their days are numbered!

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