Little Squelchy Jokes - Christmas!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Can you smell carrots?
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"
Q: How did Ebeneezer Scrooge score a goal?
A: The Ghost of Christmas passed!
Q: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A: Their days are numbered!