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Little Squelchy Jokes - Dreams!

Q: What happened to the boy when he fell asleep with his head under the pillow?
A: Fairies took all his teeth out!

Q: What should you do if you can't get to sleep?
A: Lie on the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off!

Q: What's huge and grey and sends people to sleep?
A: A hypno-potamus!

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