Little Squelchy Jokes - Football!

Q: How do footballers cool down?
A: They stand next to the fans!

Q: What football team loves ice-cream?
A: Aston Vanilla!

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
A: She kept running away from the ball!

Q: Why was the footballer covered in spit?
A: He was always dribbling!

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