Q: Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
A: Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!
Q: What happened to the angry witch on her broom?
A: She flew off the handle!
Q: Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: You’re never sure what side he’s on!
Q: How do the Malfoys get into bed?
A: They Slytherin!