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Little Squelchy Jokes - Magic!

Q: Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
A: Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!

Q: What happened to the angry witch on her broom?
A: She flew off the handle!

Q: Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: You’re never sure what side he’s on!

Q: How do the Malfoys get into bed?
A: They Slytherin!

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