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Little Squelchy Jokes - Pirates!

Q: Why are pirates pirates?
A: Because they yarr

Q: Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
A:  The captain was standing on the deck!

Q: What do pirates charge for piercings?
A: A buck an ear!

Q; What’s a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: The C!

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