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Pirates Of The Caribbean Jokes

ARRRR ye lookin' for some jokes? Climb aboard the Black Pearl for the most ridiculous rib-ticklers on the high seas!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  February 13th 2022

Are you a fan of this swashbuckling Pirate adventure movie? Then check out this barrel of laughs! You'll be hooked! Looking for more movie mirth? Take a peek at these Star Wars jokes, these Harry Potter jokes, or even these Finding Nemo jokes! And don't forget to check out our Amazing Joke Generator for even more jokes!

Ok, back to them Caribbean Pirates!

What does Blackbeard eat with his chips?

Swordfish!

What did the ocean say to Jack Sparrow?

Nothing, it just waved!

The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie has loads of fighting in it...

It's rated ARRRR!

What's Jack Sparrow's favourite fish dish?

Pieces of skate!

What happened when Bluebeard fell in the Red Sea?

He was Marooned!

A walking fish

If I download a movie whilst on holiday in the Cayman Islands

Am I a Pirate of the Carribbean?

In Jamaica, pies are Β£1. In Barbados - Β£2. In Haiti - Β£1.50

These are the pie-rates of the Carribbean!

A pumpkin pie

I just read a Pirates of the Caribbean story where Jack Sparrow had missile launchers on his ship

It was non-cannon!

Did you hear Barbarossa has fallen on hard times?

He can only afford a skeleton crew!

What vegetable does captain Jack Sparrow fear the most?

The leek!

What are pirates favourite letters?

The ones they get in bottles!

What's a pirate's favourite planet?

MAAARRRRRS!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

RRRRRR!

Why are mathematicians like pirates?

They're always looking for the X!

Why do pirates avoid mountain roads?

'Scurvy!

What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands?

6 pirates!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?

It gave him the cold shoulder!

Why is the pirate alphabet longer than the normal alphabet?

Because of the seven seas!

What’s Jack Sparrow's favourite vegetable?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrtichokes!