Pokémon Go Crazy

Some players will do anything to catch 'em all

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Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy!

Pokémon hide in all kinds of places,
You gotta find 'em, that’s the basis
Travel the land with a phone in your hand
And throw Pokéballs so you can catch 'em all

But everybody’s loopy - I heard a human
Went to the North Pole to find a Dewgong
But when she arrived her fingers were so cold
She couldn’t even throw one Pokéball!

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy!

This guy was digging because he wanted,
To tunnel underground to uncover an Onix
He dug so deep and he dug so far,
That he popped out lost in Australia!

I heard this girl called Angela
Travelled to the jungle for a Tangela
She fought tarantulas, then laid the bait
But she got gobbled up by a six-foot snake!

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy!

This kid called Julius,
Climbed right to the top of Vesuvius
In search of a Moltres, he laughed hard,
Coz flying from the fire was a Charizard

Julius gasped, his jaw hit the floor,
There wasn’t just one but a hundred more!
He lifted his phone, thought "fancy that"
But the screen went blank - Battery flat.

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy!
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy!

Get off of your backside, don’t be lazy
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go Crazy


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