Proof! Pets Are Exactly The Right Size 🤣 Beano Team Last Updated: November 2nd 2022 Pets are exactly the right size. Look how silly budgies would be if they were massive. A hamster as big as this would destroy us all. Cats would ruin everything if they were colossal. Stupid cats. And if dogs were bigger than Mount Everest they'd probably cover it in wee.