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Should Animals Have Human Mouths?

It doesn't sound like a good idea, but let's find out for sure!

Does a cow look better with a human mouth?

No, not really

What about a guinea pig?

Truthful answer? No.

But the manatee, the duke of the sea, does it look better with a human mouth?

It really doesn’t, does it?

A seagull would probably look great with a human mouth, right?

OH NO! NO NO NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT AT ALL!

And a kitten?

Nope. That’s 0 out of 5 so a definitive conclusion: animals are better off as they are!