Does a cow look better with a human mouth?
No, not really
What about a guinea pig?
Truthful answer? No.
But the manatee, the duke of the sea, does it look better with a human mouth?
It really doesn’t, does it?
A seagull would probably look great with a human mouth, right?
OH NO! NO NO NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT AT ALL!
And a kitten?
Nope. That’s 0 out of 5 so a definitive conclusion: animals are better off as they are!