Should Animals Have Human Mouths?
It doesn't sound like a good idea, but let's find out for sure!
Does a cow look better with a human mouth?
No, not really

What about a guinea pig?
Truthful answer? No.

But the manatee, the duke of the sea, does it look better with a human mouth?
It really doesn't, does it?

A seagull would probably look great with a human mouth, right?
OH NO! NO NO NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT AT ALL!

And a kitten?
Nope. That's 0 out of 5 so a definitive conclusion: animals are better off as they are!
