Stinky Candles, to Make Your House, err, Stink?

Have you ever really wished your house smelled like vomit, chlorine and pencils?

If you've ever smelled your house and thought, "oh, rubbish", these are for you!

Stinky Candles are specifically designed to make your house smell like various things – say, freshly baked bread!

Bread candle
Image by Stinky Candles

You can make your flat smell like delicious cookies...

Cookie candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Chips...

Chips candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Or even pizza!

Pizza candle
Image by Stinky Candles

You know the lovely smell of freshly cut grass? BAM!

Freshly cut grass candle
Image by Stinky Candles

The smell of pencils? Yeah, alright, fair enough, that can be nice...

Pencil candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Or skunks. Wait, hang on, skunks?

Skunk candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Dirt? You can pay for a candle that makes your house smell like dirt?

Soil candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Or a sweaty, stinky, BO-ridden torso?

Body odour candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Ridiculous. But a house that smells like curry? Awesome!

Curry candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Even the smell of a chlorinated swimming pool can be pretty nice

Chlorine candle
Image by Stinky Candles

There's even the option of making your house smell like a zoo, which seems kind of great!

Zoo candle
Image by Stinky Candles

And everyone loves the smell of money!

Money candle
Image by Stinky Candles

The thing is, these cost 12 US dollars, which is nearly £9. £9 to make your house smell like onions!

Onion candle
Image by Stinky Candles

Or vomit! (At least there's no picture of it...)

Vomit candle
Image by Stinky Candles

There's a fart one – right, that's it, the internet is stupid

Fart candle
Image by Stinky Candles
Keep scrollingfor more!