7 Awesome Flea Jokes - Animals!

Hold onto your sides as you watch Gnasher's fleas tell 7 awesome jokes about animals!

Animal jokes!

Q: What do you call a cow in a band?

A: A moo-sician


Flea 1: My dog has no nose.

Flea 2: How does he smell?

Flea 1: Terrible!


Q: Where do hamsters go on holiday?

A: Hamsterdam!


Q: What do you call a pig who steals stuff?

A: A hamburglar


Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!


Q: What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

A: Rabbit’s guffs!


Q: What do you call a dog falling from a great height?

A: A chihuahu–aaaargh! 

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