Q: What do you call a cow in a band?
A: A moo-sician
Flea 1: My dog has no nose.
Flea 2: How does he smell?
Flea 1: Terrible!
Q: Where do hamsters go on holiday?
Q: What do you call a pig who steals stuff?
A: A hamburglar
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
A: Rabbit’s guffs!
Q: What do you call a dog falling from a great height?
A: A chihuahu–aaaargh!