The Joke-topus has Ten Tickles for You!

What did the sea say to the land?

Nothing - it just waved!

What lies trembling at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

What's the best way to get in touch with a fish?

Drop them a line!

What is a sea monster's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Where do fish sleep?

On the sea bed!

Why don't oysters like sharing?

Because they're shellfish!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

Why don't fish play football?

They're scared of nets!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

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