These FIFA 19 jokes are Premier League!

The best footy jokes ever!

Take a break at half time with these funny FIFA 19 jokes! And if you're putting off plunging into a challenging second half you might have time to check out our epic Fortnite jokes too...

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Did you hear about the football pitch NASA built on the moon?

They used astroturf!

Who was the sheep's favourite footballer?

Paul PogBAAA!

Which football team loves ice cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How do footballers stay cool?

They sit next to their fans!

Who's scaly, cold-blooded and plays at Stamford Bridge?

Eden Lizard!

Mauricio Pochettino must have hurt his leg...

He always uses a Kane!

What should you do if Liverpool's midfield steal your car?

Call the Klopps!

What's the best way to protect your house from bad football?

A Guard-iola dog!

What is Man United's goalie's best feature?

De Gea!

When does Anfield sound like a horse?

When the Kop clap Klopp!

Why are Man City better than Everton?

They have twice as much Silva!

Why doesn't Jurgen Klopp eat meat?

He prefers Salah!

When is a football pitch like a triangle?

When somebody takes a corner!

What kind of tea do football players drink?


Why is Messi like a magician?

He has loads of hat tricks!

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