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Which Christmas Dinner Do You Deserve?

Have you been good this year? Your dinner may depend on it!

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Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  November 1st 2021
1/10

Did you eat that cake I left on the side?

2/10
Giphy

Complete the sentence:Setting up traps around the house is ___

3/10
Giphy

How much homework did you do this year?

4/10

Why is there foam and smashed up banana all over the ceiling in the living room?

5/10

Pick a Christmas character 

6/10

What's your favourite part of Christmas?

7/10
Giphy

Your auntie gives you the wrong present for Christmas. What do you do?

8/10
Giphy

What's the real meaning of Christmas?

9/10

There's only one helping of trifle left. What do you do?

10/10
Giphy

Your uncle tells you a bad joke that you've heard lots of times before. What do you do?

A lump of coal

You haven't been well behaved this year at all! All those pranks might have finally back-fired...

Nut roast

Your behaviour this year has been pretty average. You've been helpful, but we all remember how annoying you were in May. So here's a tasty nut roast - full of Christmassey goodness - but if you were expected turkey you might be disappointed.

Giant Christmas dinner with all the trimmings

You've been good this year! And according to Christmas science, that deserves a great big meal with all the extras you want. Unfortunately you will still have to eat sprouts though, sorry. 

Roast swan with ice cream stuffing and Dodo-egg marmalade

This meal so delicious it's fictional! That's right, nobody eats food like this - not even the Queen, and she has loads of swans. But then again, nobody is well behaved enough to get over 17/20 so you probably cheated.