Did you eat that cake I left on the side?
Complete the sentence:Setting up traps around the house is ___
How much homework did you do this year?
Why is there foam and smashed up banana all over the ceiling in the living room?
Pick a Christmas character
What's your favourite part of Christmas?
Your auntie gives you the wrong present for Christmas. What do you do?
What's the real meaning of Christmas?
There's only one helping of trifle left. What do you do?
Your uncle tells you a bad joke that you've heard lots of times before. What do you do?
A lump of coal
You haven't been well behaved this year at all! All those pranks might have finally back-fired…
Your behaviour this year has been pretty average. You've been helpful, but we all remember how annoying you were in May. So here's a tasty nut roast – full of Christmassey goodness – but if you were expected turkey you might be disappointed.
Giant Christmas dinner with all the trimmings
You've been good this year! And according to Christmas science, that deserves a great big meal with all the extras you want. Unfortunately you will still have to eat sprouts though, sorry.
Roast swan with ice cream stuffing and Dodo-egg marmalade
This meal so delicious it's fictional! That's right, nobody eats food like this – not even the Queen, and she has loads of swans. But then again, nobody is well behaved enough to get over 17/20 so you probably cheated.