What Is the Moon?
The moon comes out every night and is always lurking up in the sky? What is it up to, and what IS it exactly??
Maybe it's a giant space eye?
Perhaps it's an egg?
Would need MASSIVE soldiers for dunking though!
It could be the ULTIMATE poké ball!
but which pokéMOON is inside?
Wait! How could we forget! Everyone knows the moon is just a giant ball of stinky cheese!
Well, that's solved that myster-BRIE!